#screw google

All the fricking email alternatives cost money for more than 1 email and I have no money xd

i'm trying to make a new youtube account because me and my friends were going to start a channel, and we wanted to collectively use a new email that we made specifically for the channel but google the piece of shit that it is isnt allowing us to create an account you want to know why?

WE HAVE TO PUT A FRICKING PHONE NUMBER FOR VERIFICATION AND NONE OF US ACTUALLY HAVE ONE THERE IS NO SKIP OPTION ANYMORE IVE CHECKED ON INCOGNITO AND WHATNOT BUT NOOOOOO GOOGLE DECIDES 'hey! let's make it so much more inconvenient for people to verify whether theyre a bot or not!' RECAPTCHA WAS FINE, GOOGLE

I say some basic info about my character and you guess the way i traumatized them. Excited??? I know me too FASCINATING lol

Appearance- fourteen year old bubble gum pink tiefling, tail is like. RIDICULOUSLY expressive. Horns are just a few inches long rn. They have solid white eyes and they’re short, scrawny and underfed-looking, and just generally smol

Class- warlock

Alignment- neutral good

Background- haunted one

Personality- self conscious and awkward, deadly afraid of imposing anything on anyone ever, if you bring up one of their interests they WILL infodump using technical words you don’t understand until they realize you probably don’t care and trail off apologetically. Can’t lie for shit. Super readable

Likes- magic (can and will rant), flowers (same as magic), apples

Dislikes- mirrors, infernal, having darkvision, any and all warlock magic (they’re into bard and wizard stuff)

Can be found looking lost and sipping apple juice in a random tavern by themself somewhere

SO my darlings??? What did I do to my poor child? I also have zero dnd followers so no one answering is fine 😅

“Don't let Chrome's big redesign distract you from the fact that Chrome's invasive new ad platform, ridiculously branded the "Privacy Sandbox," is also getting a widespread rollout in Chrome today. If you haven't been following this, this feature will track the web pages you visit and generate a list of advertising topics that it will share with web pages whenever they ask, and it's built directly into the Chrome browser. It's been in the news previously as "FLoC" and then the "Topics API," and despite widespread opposition from just about every non-advertiser in the world, Google owns Chrome and is one of the world's biggest advertising companies, so this is being railroaded into the production builds.”

Switch. To. Firefox.

“Did any user in the world want a user-tracking and ad platform baked directly into their browser? Probably not, but this is Google, and they control Chrome, and this probably still won't make people switch to Firefox.”