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chat i have a horrible secret I've been hiding from all of you.... I kinda fw hjack/typhon heavily :(

the vault hunters having official merch in-universe is never not gonna be funny to me because now my old joke headcanon about there being an underground market for vh bodypillows is plausibly canon now

say what you will about aurelia's treatment in bl3, I will always defend specifically turning her into a cougar who got freaky with raisin boy troy because its the funniest direction they could have taken for both of the characters

Idk i just think "handsome jack is a poc and If you don't think so you're white" is a crazy ass opinion actually. maybe as a black person i don't feel comfortable heacanoning the violent genocidal colonizer who abused his daughter to the point of mercy killing and is overall a piece of shit as a man of color. like how are you gonna look at him and go "that is so obviously a black man 😡" have you lost your damn mind???

tygaige in the context of the siren champion au is so funny. ty looking at gaige at the lowest point of her life at the time and immediately coming up with a stupid ass plan to turn gaige into this obedient murder machine then cut to like 5 months later shes writing down 'tyreen dimartino' in her diary while giggling and kicking her feet. pink gel pen with hearts and everything