#scp-like

“WHO ARE YOU REALLY? THE HORSES WISDOM WILL MAKE IT REAL! CHANGE FOR CHANGE.”- The sign on the anomalous machine. Upon insetion of coin, the other mouths will begin emitting viscous golden liquid containing heavy elements of TATE-FAIRCHILD pathogen.

Outbreaks of TATE-FAIRCHILD in [REDACTED] states have been traceable back to the machine, the strain produced. Subjects gain enhanced physical abilities, atavistic properties akin to [REDACTED] species, differing from subject to subject. Subjects phenotypic sex gains properties akin to those found in annelida or gastropoda, with all possible phenotypic primary and secondary sex characteristics exaggerated.

Pathogen is sexually transmitted, highly contagious, increases sex drive to [REDACTED] levels. Subjects un-cooperative to cure. Advice: Alternate-world containment

Because, for Horny On Main Night, why not do an SCP-like based on my favorite running-gag from a morally dubious horny work!

“This is K-BBLN, reminding you to Feed The Fire, Halo The Gods. Sacrifice Is Your Task, Purify The Unsacred. But first, it’s another marathon of Dio and Blackwood in their classic band, Rainbow!”- Broadcast from crypto-city codenamed “Neo-Babylon”, depicted here in photographic mockup form.

City has been cited on numerous occasions as appearing in Arizona deserts in multiple locations, particularly those close to the city of Tucson, at locations of [REDACTED]. City is un-approachable, semi-translucent, hypothesized to be due to application of Albecuerrie technologies as theorized by researcher [REDACTED].

Culture is known from radio broadcasts adjacent to sightings; hypothesized to be receivable thanks to hypothesized effect,  broadcasts classic rock, religious propaganda centered around what is hypothesized to be a religion of “purification” converting the “unclean” body into “clean” spirit, where those spirits with the “uncleanest” bodies are fed to deities.

Circumstantial evidence indicates this may be a reaction to extreme decadence in culture, but recorded evidence is insufficient for full study. Our organization, the Government Unbidden Forteana Foundation/G.U.F.F. urges you to attempt recordings of all broadcasts if station is located, and submit them to us...

Welp, I at least finally got a name for the weird governmental not-SCP foundation! Tho, I’m not satisfied with the image, given the original design for the “city” looked super cool, but was super hard to integrate into the scene, but it will have to do.

For now at least, we may revisit Neo Babylon sometime in the future...

“The bastards had it coming”- Only known secondary-documentation found with artifact known coloquially as “Soul Bomb.”

Paired with sign featuring the alchemical symbol for both “spirit” and “sulfur”. Emitted radiation in the [REDACTED] scales similar to that in the [REDACTED] incidents in Providence, Tucson and [REDACTED]

Testing shows significant disruption of REM sleeping patterns for those adjacent to the bomb. One subject was specifically agitated upon waking and had to be forcibly restrained, reported on containment that he had been told by the [REDACTED] in his dreams to “FREE THEM”

Reports of [REDACTED}’s appearance common in all interviews given by test subjects, similar to the incidents relating to the entities recorded in [REDACTED]. Further research warranted...

BECAUSE IT WOULDN’T BE AN SCP-KNOCKOFF WITHOUT AN EXISTENTIAL TERROR-THREAT, AMIRITE FOLKS?!

Well, since bogleech didn’t post about it on his Tumblr, I’ll just post up here (Hope ya don’t mind Bog) that he recently added an SCP-type profile for a Burgrr drivethrough to Awful Hospital’s library.