SCP-522 Sentient Soup.
**Item #:** SCP-522
**Object Class:** Safe
**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-522A and SCP-522B are to be housed in a standard containment cell, measuring 10m x 10m x 5m, furnished with two (2) oversized, food-grade Tupperware containers (designated SCP-522A-Container and SCP-522B-Container). SCP-522A-Container is to have a minimum volume of 300 liters, while SCP-522B-Container is to have a minimum volume of 50 liters. Both containers are to be placed within 2 meters of each other at all times.
The cell is to be maintained at a temperature of 20Β°C to prevent spoilage. Weekly replenishment of SCP-522A and SCP-522B is authorized, using a standard recipe of tomato soup containing carrots, noodles, and pork (for SCP-522A) and chicken soup (for SCP-522B), prepared according to Foundation-approved culinary guidelines. Personnel assigned to this task are to wear full-body biohazard suits.
Under no circumstances are personnel to consume any portion of SCP-522A or SCP-522B. See Addendum 522-1 for consequences.
SCP-522A and SCP-522B have been approved for limited interaction with Level 2 and above personnel, contingent upon positive behavior and adherence to containment protocols. Interaction sessions are to be supervised and limited to 30 minutes. Due to SCP-522Aβs demonstrated fondness for playing pranks, personnel are advised to exercise caution and maintain a sense of humor.
Declassification of SCP-522A and SCP-522B is pending review, contingent upon five consecutive years of incident-free containment and a demonstrated understanding of Foundation safety protocols by both entities.
**Description:** SCP-522A is an animate, sapient entity composed primarily of tomato soup, containing carrots, noodles, and pork. In its quiescent state, SCP-522A resides within SCP-522A-Container. When active, SCP-522A is capable of manipulating its liquid form to coalesce into a humanoid avian form, approximately 1.8 meters in height. The consistency of SCP-522A in its active state is described as viscous but surprisingly firm, allowing for bipedal locomotion and manipulation of objects.
SCP-522B is an animate, sapient entity composed primarily of chicken soup. It resides within SCP-522B-Container. SCP-522B resembles a juvenile avian creature, also formed from its constituent soup. SCP-522B's primary method of communication is through vocalizations that resemble distressed chirping. These vocalizations trigger a protective response in SCP-522A, highlighting a strong parental bond between the two entities.
SCP-522A exhibits a playful and energetic demeanor, frequently engaging in harmless pranks directed towards Foundation personnel. Despite these antics, SCP-522A is generally considered cooperative and displays a high degree of intelligence. SCP-522A demonstrates increased distress when separated from SCP-522B, and will refuse to enter its container if SCP-522B is not nearby.
SCP-522A's origin can be traced back to the end of WW2 as SCP-522A seams to know several phases it would have only heard at that time including orders to burn documents and erase traces of wrongdoings done by the German government and military around that time. While SCP-522Bβs origins can be traced back to Dr. Jack Bright (See Incident Report I-522-Bright). The consumption of a small portion of SCP-522A by Dr. Bright resulted in severe food poisoning symptoms, culminating in the liquefaction of his internal organs. Subsequently, a sample of these liquefied remains was introduced into a pot of chicken soup, resulting in the spontaneous manifestation of SCP-522B.
Addendum 522-1: Incident I-522-Bright
On β/ββ/20ββ, Dr. Bright, against explicit instructions, removed a spoonful of SCP-522A from SCP-522A-Container while the entity was in its quiescent state. This action resulted in SCP-522A entering an agitated state and physically striking Dr. Bright. Dr. Bright subsequently experienced severe food poisoning, culminating in near-fatal organ failure. Following the incident, Foundation medical personnel were able to revive Dr. Bright by transferring his consciousness to a D-Class personnel. Containment procedures for SCP-522A have been revised to explicitly forbid the consumption of any portion of the entity.
Addendum 522-2: Interview Log 522-A-1
**Interviewed:** SCP-522A **Interviewer:** Dr. ββββββ **Date:** ββ/β/20ββ
**Dr. ββββββ:** SCP-522A, can you explain your origin?
**SCP-522A:** (Gestures vaguely with a noodle-like appendage) Soup. Big soup. Thenβ¦ angry man dump. Then big big flash β¦. Pain. Not good.
**Dr. ββββββ:** And SCP-522B?
**SCP-522A:** Little soup. Need protect. Safe guard. Mine.
**Dr. ββββββ:** You understand that you are contained for the safety of others?
**SCP-522A:** Safe? Yes. Play safe. Make laugh.
**Dr. ββββββ:** Thank you, SCP-522A.
(End Log)
