-👁️ anon

They did very good work with the limited resources available to them. I’ve been through what is left of their archives and been fairly impressed.

That being said, their records are often changing and contradictory. And some of their notions extremely fanciful.

The guard breaks off from you and stations herself next to a seemingly innocuous coffee machine, fit with a small screen and keyboard.

You skimmed the file beforehand; this coffee machine is SCP-294. When supplied with 2 quarters, it'll dispense any liquid you enter into the keyboard (cup provided). Within reason of course; the liquid needs to actually exist for the machine to work. Most of the time anyway.

You were given a small pouch of more than enough quarters for your purposes, and told to just order whatever comes to mind. The only limit is your imagination, and how many shenanigans that guard lady is willing to put up with.

You crack your knuckles and slide 2 quarters into the slot. An input line appears on the machine's display. What do you type?

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This is an askblog where you can order any liquids you desire from the magical coffee machine, SCP-294!

You, as a D-class, were canonically on death row before the Foundation picked you up to use you as a test dummy. Different askers are each different D-class, and these tests may potentially take place in separate parallel realities, to avoid strange continuity problems.

Send an ask with your order, and what you decide to do with the resultant drink. If you don't specify any action, you will instead just drink it.

This blog also takes submissions! They can be simple orders, or even short stories to go with them!

The original article is from the SCP wiki and was made by user far2. It can be found here:

back when the SCP Foundation was brand new and just really starting to take off (which was sometime shortly before I graduated college in 2009), when it went from posts on /x/ to the original SCP wiki before it migrated to wikidot and took on the form you see today, I wrote two SCP items

one of them is fairly obscure: SCP-127, which was inspired by some art someone posted in a thread about cool art in some forum thread somewhere, I don't remember exactly where. the art was removed from the article during the great copyright purge, though you can still find it by punching SCP-127 into a google image search, but the article still stands, and even though it's not a super-popular item, I think it's kinda neat

+VOICES OF THE DAY+ D-class 1: AtomicDeity https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK6NovY1oHBepBn2HIpwy6Q?view_as=subscriber D-Class 2: Myself +Comic Artist+ The artwork for this video today is by: https://justaglitch87.tumblr.com/ @justaglitch87 +Music+ Music is by: Neighbors at night - Martin Mall

+Video Version+