#scottcaan

Welcome to the rainbow world🏳️‍🌈 or rather the world of Bears ! Grrrrrrr.

In this diverse landscape, you've got 'otters'. What's that, you ask?

Well, Gay Otter is a skinny gay guy who's fairly hairy. He might trim that mane on his body or perhaps let it grow free. You'll see some rocking beards, while others prefer a cleaner shave. 🐻🦦

Picture a real-life otter. That's kinda what we're talking about. They're on the smaller side, especially when you think about those burly Cubs or hefty Bears.

It's all about the fur over here - surprising, right? Especially when you'd normally think otters are as sleek and smooth as they come.

So, otters - yeah, they're fit and lithe, not exactly muscle-bound. Age doesn't matter here. They're members of the bigger bear family. Let's say, otters are comfortably nestled between Cubs and bears, not as big as bears, and definitely tinier than Cubs.

To help you better get it, let's toss in a celeb example:

Scott Caan. Right, the dude from "Into the Blue" and "Hawaii Five-0". Want a visual?

Check him out. He's got just the right amount of chest and torso hair. Might even trim to keep it in check. So yeah, standing at 5'5'' and a Los Angeles native, Scott's an awesome otter illustration.

Let’s first of all look at the script. Out of all 5 shows, this one is the most muddled and made absolutely zed sense in many places. Who is writing these abysmal pieces of trash??? It’s really embarrassing to watch and try to maintain any sense of liking the show when you have disassociation and crazy subplots happening. And what man in his right mind would cultivate pregnant women? That’s just creepy and stupid. His whole set of values did not support his life of crime.

Scott, who as I said is heads and shoulders above any of these actors sleep walks through his part tonight. No genuine reactions, no sincere reflections, no emotion. Maybe he was confused too I don’t know but it does not bode well when the only leading actor makes the program boring.

Quit trying to make Mike the antithesis of Jason. It’s freaking annoying and grates on the nerves. The dual hostage situations were awful. That’s not writing. That’s falling back on tried and true plots and trust me, #Alert did not make them more interesting.

The subplot with Kemi is ridiculous. Not every character needs a dramatic backstory. She is interesting on her own so leave her alone.

Keith and Sydney. Not only do they not look like they are in high school ( more like they are approaching late 20’s) they hardly merit a yawn. She thinks her brother drowned and look they pulled the skeleton out and hey don’t her parents think it’s weird she is never home and is always lurking somewhere? As for Keith if he has PTSD so badly he should have gone to therapy. That’s a lame plot line with him in the basement and his parents just saying oh well he has a fake gun and he’s sleeping by the furnace. Time to go upstairs.

And now the worst part of the series and that is Dania. Quit promising people you will bring their ‘babies’ home!!!!! No police officer does that! Worse yet she slips in and out of her accent and delivers every single line like she’s reading a cereal box. The emphasis on making her the hero is tiring when there is no motivation or grit to her dull character.

McDanno ep 10.19