#scorleena

Does somebody shipp this in 2023? Cause I do

"In the midst of so many events and catastrophes that have already occurred in Mileena's life, I always imagined that Hanzo never abandoned her!"

Okay, sweets, your Top 5 Mortal Kombat ships post literally had me in my feels the entire day, so I just had to write out a bunch of imagined intro dialogue about these ships before I crumbled like a weak slice of cake. <X3

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Scorpion: Do you like the Fire Garden?

Sub-Zero: The perfect marriage of autumn and spring.

Scorpion: Yet incomparable to that of summer and winter.

Sub-Zero: Your past self cannot understand our bond.

Scorpion: He – I – will learn in time.

Sub-Zero: A lifetime too long …

Mileena: Kronika has promised me Outworld’s throne.

Scorpion: Why should this concern me?

Mileena: What is an empress without a loyal consort?

Scorpion: I am Scorpion no longer.

Mileena: ‘Master Hasashi’ sounds delicious on my tongue.

Scorpion: Allow me to offer you a taste.

Mileena: Do you know of my false sister, Skarlet?

Tanya: Nothing but a sack of second-hand blood.

Mileena: Such dirty talk … I love it.

Tanya: It is I who asked Kronika to bring you to the present.

Mileena: How ever shall I thank you, dearest Tanya?

Tanya: I’ve had plenty of time to mull over my reward.

Kung Jin: Don’t you recognise me, Black?

Erron Black: I recognise an asshole when I see one.

Kung Jin: Ah, so you do recognise me.

Erron Black: The Black Dragon never mentioned you.

Kung Jin: You’re Black Dragon? That’s hard for me to swallow.

Erron Black: Sounds t’me like I have that effect on you ...

Kitana: Our circumstances are different now.

Liu Kang: Yet what I feel for you has never changed.

Kitana: Let me put those "feelings" to the test.

Liu Kang: The universe wishes us to be together.

Kitana: Do you agree with that assessment?

Liu Kang: You are my universe, Kitana.

BONUS:

Erron Black: I’ve been lookin’ for you, Junior.

Kung Jin: How much am I worth dead or alive?

Erron Black: You’re priceless …

Kung Jin: Don’t you recognise me, Black?

Erron Black: I recognise an asshole when I see one.

Kung Jin: Even though I'm wearing pants?

Mileena: I’ve made you a gift.

Scorpion: Another infernal teddy-bear?

Mileena: You know me too well, darling.

Sub-Zero: Were you always so … thicc?

Past!Scorpion: Thick? How DARE you insult my intelligence?!

Sub-Zero: *Sigh* Another of Johnny Cage’s colloquialisms that has failed me.

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