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The Binding of Isaac - Schmekel
Rosh Hashanah honey and apples and nuts are grinding The synagogue is packed but I am only binding I look like I’m twelve — at least my face is not a pizza, No one recognizes me on this side of the mechitza. The binding of Isaac!
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A post hoc transcript of a conversation about the proper classification of Shia Lebeouf's dingus in that Sigur Ros video
'Oh man, did you see Shia Lebeouf's schmeckel in that Sigur Ros video?'
'Yes, but I wouldn't really call it a schmeckel.'
'A schvantz?'
'Too low slung to be a schvantz. Maybe it's more of a todger.'
'No, it's not portly enough to be a todger.'
'Schlong?'
'Not long enough to be a schlong. Maybe a peen?'
'He's too sad to have a peen.'
'Y'know, I think it's really more of a dong.'
'Yeah, I'd cosign that.'
'...'
So. How about Shia Lebeouf's dong, then?'
