#schlosts

you could say that, yeah. i have a few tools and items that mean a lot to me, let me take some pictures...

first, here's my babygirl cupid. wilbur got it for me for christmas last month, and she's got a hell of a kick. she sparkles, but the communicator camera doesn't pick it up great

here’s my sword, whiteclaw swagger. i think tommy helped name it? it’s a portmanteau of whiteclaw (the alcohol) and whiteboy swagger (the thing), and it’s a pretty good sword to use

here’s my cane. i got it from my dad way back, since i have muscle and join issues mostly in my legs. it’s the reason i can’t run or swim well, but the cane makes me at least run faster. it’s pretty cool, i don’t want to lose this damn thing

:D

listen man. i know this is from @beached-badboyhalo, and i get what you mean, but jesus christ, you didn't have to kill me for it? you told me that you wanted to "come talk" and shit, and then you end up killing me? kinda manipulative of you, mr. therapist...

but i guess i deserved it.

check out this gnarly scar you gave me, though, from the 2 times you've decapitated me now

yeah, you could say i'm gay. i have 3 husbands as of right now. there's quackity, jack, and.. wilbur. they're sweet, but i guess we do have our ups and downs. won't say too much though, it's personal shit i don't want to have online

here's a picture of the 4 of us when we got together, at wilbur's tea party he invited us all out to. this is .. shit, what, like 3 months old now? time flies, man

i live in michaelmcville, where the mayor is (you guessed it), michael mchill. there's about... what, 20? people around here, and there's another nation called margaritaville nearby too.