Jan 3, 2021
As I stare at the jschlatt tubbo dad and the captainsparklez tubbo dad I am forced to have a cursed thought, exboyfriends jschlatt and captainsparklez
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As I stare at the jschlatt tubbo dad and the captainsparklez tubbo dad I am forced to have a cursed thought, exboyfriends jschlatt and captainsparklez
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“Ranboo? Is it like- a nickname or something?”
“SCHLATT!” Tubbo and Sparkles yell in unison
“It’s okay” Ranboo laughs “And no, I’m pretty sure it’s not a nickname? It might of been though, I forgot”
“How do you forget your own name?”
“I have short-term memory loss-”
“LIKE THAT FISH LADY!” Schlatt points out
Schlatt is increasingly amazing
Well of course Dad Schlatt isn’t canon, after all, Sparklez took Tubbo in the divorce and Jschlatt didn’t get visitation! /j /j /j
Just a random Schlaptain incorrect quote
Schlatt: So back in highschool my friend Sparkles and I were dared to play Gay Chicken
Schlatt: If you don’t know what Gay Chicken is it’s basically where two straight guys pretend to be gay the the first person who chickens out loses
Schlatt: Anyways Sparkles are I are both really, really stubborn and neither of us want to lose
Schlatt: We’re been married for ten years and run a company with our adopted son and if he doesn’t chicken out soon I’m going to suspect he’s actually gay-
How Schlatt and Sparkles flirt
Because we need some cuteness in these trying times
Schlatt: Actual flirting
Sparkles: “You’re unbearable!” but like- lovingly. He’s so done with Schlatt’s shit but in this way that makes it sweet
Sometimes Sparkles actually flirts and Schlatt just- breaks.Â
And they both have this kinda dynamic of The Dumbass and The Responsible One, but it’s less of The Responsible One doesn’t get into any trouble, and more of The Dumbass would rob a bank and The Responsible One would be the getaway driver.
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Some Schlaptain concepts because that’s my claim to fame now
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Sadkles
Sad Sparkles go brrrrrr
Also Schlatt is bad at emotions
Can you expand on why Sparklez' parents hate Schlatt and vice versa? And how are Christmases exactly?
Sparkles’ parents hate him because they turned his perfectly good responsible boy into, their words: “A slacker and a nobody”