#schan

Scotty looked around to make sure no one had followed him. This area was usually empty but he could never be too careful. He turned the finally corner and finally saw him, Khan, the love of his life. He practically ran into his arms. "Khan, baby, ya cannae keep sneakin' aboard the ship!" He meant to sound angry but he couldn't be, not when Khan was around. He loved Khan, and Khan loved him. Despite this, they had to keep their relationship a secret because of the whole "crashing into San Francisco" fiasco. Sure Scotty'd been mad at the superhuman for a while, because he had destroyed the ship, and killed one of his best friends, but eventually he forgave Khan and revealed his feelings for him. Khan confessed that he felt the same way, and their weird but oddly satisfying relationship. The only thing wrong with it was that Khan kept sneaking aboard the Enterprise to see him. If Khan got caught, it wouldn't be good for either of them. But Khan wouldn't stop. And Scotty wasn't 100% certain he wanted him to.

But he had to ask, "Khan how /did/ you get on board?"

Khan gave him an exasperated look, only Scotty would stop a make out session with technicalities.

"Does it really matter?"

"Um, well, yes, because...." Scotty started squirming under Khan's embrace, "jus' can ya tell me?"

Khan fixed his gaze on the smaller man, he couldn't say no to that face.

"Fine, I snuck on last time you were at a Starbase."

"But tha' was day's ago, Khan! What've ya eaten, where've ya slept?"

"Does it really matter, Scott?"

"Aye, it matters! I don' want ya rootin' around the ship and then someone sees ya." Scotty had drawn away from Khan completely now, but Khan wanted him back in his arms.

"No one will see me, and if they do I can-"

"Khan! You can't go knockin' people about in the ship without raisin' /some/ suspicion-"

"Scott-"

"Then we'll both be caught, an' the-"

Khan crushed his lip's to the engineer's. He couldn't stand it when his Scotty was worried. There weren't many people Khan cared about, and he wasn't going to let the man he loved be worried about anything.

And she drops the WHOLE FUCKING CONTAINER OF IT AND SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME.