Aug 23, 2013
So my sister has a few drinks out of a coffee cup.
Ami: So I'm drinking out of Bill Clinton.
Ami: ...
Ami:... And Al Gore too!
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So my sister has a few drinks out of a coffee cup.
Ami: So I'm drinking out of Bill Clinton.
Ami: ...
Ami:... And Al Gore too!
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A day in which Scarele needs new car tires.
Me: Mom, we should go to the fabric store!
Mom: Sure! (later) um, we need to air that tire.
Me: Okay.
Me: *sees screw in sidewall* Shit, I need to get tires. That's not repairable.
Me: *$500 later* There goes the budget for the month.
Mom: See? Garrus is a good Space-boyfriend. He just doesn't know he needs to be the one spoiling you.
Me: Why did we name the car Garrus again?
crystalamaris liked your photo: Oh it’s on, baby! Ow… lemon juice in the small...
Oh sister dear, I'm saving you a piece.
Mom saw I was drawing a pretty NSFW picture...
She totally approved.
Not sure if I really love my mother or if I should be worried for my life later on...
[7:43:15 PM] Scarele: QUEUE THE DAMED TEARS
[7:43:26 PM] CrystalAmaris: Playing ME3?
[7:43:27 PM] Scarele: My mom is asking me help on her computer and I just got through the Destroy ending.
[7:43:31 PM] Scarele: Yes.
[7:43:33 PM] Scarele: I'm crying.
[7:43:37 PM] CrystalAmaris: *pets*
[7:43:40 PM] Scarele: It's like I just suffered dramatic emotional damage at the hands of a game and she's mocking me. MOCKING ME!
[7:43:49 PM] CrystalAmaris: Heh
[7:44:00 PM] Scarele: And Brad is laughing at me.
[7:44:08 PM] Scarele: Happy fucking birthday Shepard.
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Local Lulz
I was out getting lunch for me and the boyfriend just earlier when I was pulling up to the ONE stoplight between my boyfriend's house and the food joint. (Some local burger place that is awesome imo.)
I was playing Depeche Mode pretty loud. Some of their older early 90's stuff. Love them to death. The lady ahead of me was obviously playing (much louder) Justin Beiber. A guy in the other lane pulls up to the light, hearing both of us and yells for the lady to "turn off that Beiber shit and play something real like Depeche Mode!". I felt a bit like winning at that moment.