The Non-Wotter Gang Incorrect Quotes:
Astoria: I think I may have gaslight gatekeep girlbossed too close to the Sun on this one. Hannah: Girl, you're on life support.
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Neville: Why are you using a plastic straw? Demelza: I know, it's bad for the environment. Neville: No, it's just a weird way to eat pasta.
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Luna: Why are you following me? Rolf: We're dating now. Luna: Okay... Why is Neville following me? Rolf: We're a package deal. Neville: Buy one idiot, get one free.
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Rolf: I speak in English and Spanish, and think in Portuguese. Rolf: One day I'll learn Portuguese to understand what the fuck is going on up there.
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Luna: One of us is probably still "it" from a childhood game of chasey. Astoria: Way to fuck me up on a random Tuesday.
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Hannah: Would you slap your best friend for fifty quid? Draco: I would slap Rolf for free. Rolf, Tearing Up: I'm your best friend?
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Draco: Sometimes I forget dark humour isn't everyone's cup of tea. I told Neville I wished the Earth was flat so I could throw myself off the edge and he just got concerned.
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Hannah: Listen here you piece of friend! You will be loved!
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Luna: What are your pronouns? Draco: Why? What are you saying about me?
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Demelza: It's called gay rights because I'm gay, and I'm always right.
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Luna: Aren't you just so excited!? Demelza: That is a word ... that could describe an emotion.
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Astoria: Just once I want a childhood memory I don't have to repress.
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Rolf: I'm not a doormat! Am I? Demelza: If you had a middle name, it would be "Welcome".
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Hannah, Waking Up Rejuvenated and Energised: Wow! We woke up at the same time! Neville, Who's Been Awake All Night: Yeah....
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Rolf: When I snap my fingers you will forget you were straight. Rolf: *snap* Draco: But I'm not straight. Rolf: It worked! Draco: No it didn't. I was never straight. Astoria: Sounds like it worked to me. Draco: I wasn't straight! Demelza: Wow, I can't believe that worked! Draco: It didn't work!
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Astoria: Alright time to go home. Hannah: What? No! You're injured! Astoria: The doctor said all of my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be!
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Luna: If you took a shot for every mistake you ever made, how drunk do you think you'd be? Neville: Slightly tipsy. Astoria: Drunk. Demelza: Wasted! Draco: Dead. I would be dead.
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Draco: Gender is a game and I'm losing. Luna: Gender is a sport and I'm on the field picking flowers.
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Hannah: What would you like for Christmas this year? Rolf: I'm Jewish. Demelza: I don't know. Financial security? Astoria: A sense of purpose? Luna: A nap would nice.
