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I love Pokemon Go and respect all the ones playing it and shit, but if there’s a Pokemon on someone that you’re trying to catch, tell them instead of throwing the phone at them, which by the way isn’t how you’re supposed to catch them in the first place. 

You know, disowning a child is the hardest thing I’ve had to do today. Turns out my child is not who I thought she was.

To those who judge me for getting breakfast at Mickey’s at 8 in the morning in my pajamas, go way you’re killing my vibe. And I’m hungover as fuck 

Is it rude to tell someone that your baby doesn’t like being touched but really they don’t mind it but you didn’t want someone with bear claws poking at them? 

Touch my food and I will not hesitate to bite you myself, I am that damn hungry.

Debating on getting new ink, but deciding on what exactly is a pain in the ass

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