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For a moment, she’s amused by his bewilderment. Anastasia wouldn’t have minded the extra eye candy for the mission she dragged him on (entirely for his benefit, she insisted to him numerous times) but she turned away with a sigh and gave a small wave.

“Eh, better put on the shirt.”

“Can’t catch your museum bandit if I’m distracted can we?”

     “ --- Don’t really want t’ do it.”

      random starters

“That entirely depends on, A. the infomercial,and 2, the show. Enjoying the SNUGGIE commercial over iCarly is simply disgraceful.”

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Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa

lassie; usually when on a case and he’s ragin up a storm and forgetting to read anything that doesn’t have to do with the case

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them

shawn does it; but on lassie’s desk so everybody can see them

Who starts the tickle fights

SHAAAWN

Who starts the pillow fights

also lassie. shawn has a pillow pet and lbr he doesn’t shut up, so lassie will take his pillow pet and hit him with it to shut him up (sidenote: it doesn’t work)

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

lassie is normally wiped out by the end of the way, and shawn is a night owl, so shawn

Who mistakes salt for sugar

lassie, only because shawn replaces it with sugar

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning

 lassie, to which shawn angrily replies “NO NO NO YOU HAVE TO HIT IT WHEN THERE’S ONE SECOND REMAINING TO AFFIRM YOUR NINJA STATUS”

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

neither holy shit they both suck (see: “all your facial parts are in the right spots” and “my girlfriend’s in jail)

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical ord

lassie (he’s a lil tiny ocd about these things)

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

they both try to grab it, but shawn gets to it first

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

shawn; but they’re usually stupid novelty candles

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

shawn omg

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation

shawn; lassie thinks it’s just rly stupid but shawn gets sentimental about these things

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

shawn does it without being prompted and uses fake names such as “dee snuts”

Who would throw the other in the pool

shawn oh my GOD he’s so annoying 

Who is the better carer when the other is sick:

lassie ;w;

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them:

shawn; except extreme sports translates to wii sports bc he is not athletic (lassie wins)

Who would cook the better romantic dinner:

lassie; shawn can’t cook, only bake

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room:

lassie comes home to a huge ass blanket fort at least once a week, so shawn

Who would have the best holiday ideas:

lassie, whose idea is “stay home” whereas shawn wants to go w/ his and gus’s family

Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own:

yes good I have converted you

all your fault. forever your fault

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