Jun 18, 2021
Anime!Dedede: "Wow, he looks happy!"
Escargoon: "Really? I don't think he looks happy at all. In fact, he looks quite angry-"
Anime!Dedede: "I WISH YOU WERE DEAD."
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Anime!Dedede: "Wow, he looks happy!"
Escargoon: "Really? I don't think he looks happy at all. In fact, he looks quite angry-"
Anime!Dedede: "I WISH YOU WERE DEAD."
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the anime in a nutshell
Escargoon: *Opens mouth*
Anime!Dedede: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!" *bonk*
Ok but can we take a second to acknowledge how fucked up this is?
ohhhhhh it's Saturday night 😔
Escargoon, trying to sleep downstairs: "God fucking dammit."
Meta Knight, faintly from upstairs: "AI, PAPI~!"
More From that Cursed episode (Japanese ver.)
Anime!Dedede: "Escargon! You and I are gonna spend some time together at the Hot Springs!"
Escargoon: "No way! What you're planning is obvious!"
Anime!Dedede: "Let's really get to know each other!"
Escargoon: "Don't come! Don't touch me! Get away!"
Anime!Dedede: "I'll be waiting~!" ❤
Escargoon: "EW!"
Me, disgusted: "Yeah, EW!"
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Magolor: "Since you're a snail, you have both genders, right?"
Escargoon, unprepared: "Uh... Yes?"
Magolor: "So would it be possible for you to get pregnant? Maybe some weird deformed Penguin-snail or Borb-snail hybrid children? Actually, i'd like to see that!"
Escargoon, shaking: "EH?????? WHA?????"
Meta Knight and King Dedede, busting into the room: "DO NOT TRAUMATIZE THE SNAIL."
Game!Dedede: "You are safe now my child."
Escargoon: "I owe you my life."
Birth of an AU
Me: *Slaps top of Marx* "This bad boy can fit so much angst inside of him!"
Me: *Gently pats top of Escargoon* "This poor guy's gone through enough. He deserves his own AU. Poor baby. :("
And thus, the perfect timeline AU was born.