#save deadly class

Deadly class characters 1/?

Viktor: "Can you get breast cancer if you put your phone in your back pocket?"

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Chico: "I ALWAYS walk! I get from A to B!"

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Brandy: "My mom just bought a whole bunch of strawberries. Yee-Haw!"

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Master Gao: "Yell at her!"

Master Lin: "Yell."

OR

Any of the Rats: "Yell at her!"

Petra: "Yell."

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Billy: "Do you want Cheese-Itz?"

Petra: "I dont like Cheese-Itz."

Billy: "But they're square, and cheesey, with Itz at the end"

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Billy: "I lost my virginity to a gallon of milk."

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Marcus, after missing a turn: "I just may kill myself today!"

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Saya: "I would be a great father."

*maria throws food at her*

Saya: "YOU BITCHASS-"

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Lex, in pain: "I just slammed my ass cheek in the door!"

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Billy: *throws a baby tomato across the cafeteria*

Master Gao: "WHO THREW THAT CARROT?!"

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*during a volleyball game*

Chester, mid-spike: "YEE HAW"

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Maria: *kicks Marcus' phone down the school hallway*

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Miss De Luca: *picks up bookbag*

Billy: "Be careful with that, my drugs are in there!"

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Marcus, probably high: "If God was a real person, he'd be Pablo Escobar... or Dr. Phil."

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Maria: "Hey, you're my friend, right?"

Saya: *silence*

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Willy: *paints a picture of a hippo*

Marcus: "Omg, I love your worm!"

Willy: *curses Marcus out*

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Maria: *Laughing in art class*

Also Maria: *Start to cry in art class*

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Lex: "I'm the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs."

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Marcus & Billy: *sing the Wii theme song as they walk down the halls*

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Marcus: *Dances to Buy U a Drank (acoustic version) in silent class*

OR

Billy: *Dances to Who Let the Dogs Out (death metal version) in a dead silent class*

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Doggy Gate: *is barely 2 feet tall*

Marcus: *falls over it*

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Doggy Gate (part 2): *still barely 2 feet tall*

Marcus: *falls over it again AND breaks a wooden potato bin on his way down*

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Marcus: "What about me gives off bisexual energy?"