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Saturn: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Neptune: I think you mean cards.
Mercury: They did not.
Saturn, pulling out knives: I did not.
.π₯ έ Λβ°ββ§βΛβ© πͺβ©Λββ§.π₯ έ Λβ°ββ§βΛβ© πͺβ©Λββ§.π₯ έ Λβ°
Sun: Moon⦠you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
Moon: muffled mm hmmm :)
Sun: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
.π₯ έ Λβ°ββ§βΛβ© πͺβ©Λββ§.π₯ έ Λβ°ββ§βΛβ© πͺβ©Λββ§.π₯ έ Λβ°
Earth: Why isnβt the statue smirking at me?
Pluto: It isnβt smirking at anyone, theyβre all just imagining it.
Sun: Three of us saw it, Pluto. How do you explain that?
Pluto: points at Saturn Sleep deprivation. points at Sun Paranoia. points at Mercury Delusional personality disorder.
.π₯ έ Λβ°ββ§βΛβ© πͺβ©Λββ§.π₯ έ Λβ°ββ§βΛβ© πͺβ©Λββ§.π₯ έ Λβ°
Pluto: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Mercury, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.
.π₯ έ Λβ°ββ§βΛβ© πͺβ©Λββ§.π₯ έ Λβ°ββ§βΛβ© πͺβ©Λββ§.π₯ έ Λβ°
Moon: I don't know how to tell you this, but⦠I love you.
Sun: That's great, Moon. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
.π₯ έ Λβ°ββ§βΛβ© πͺβ©Λββ§.π₯ έ Λβ°ββ§βΛβ© πͺβ©Λββ§.π₯ έ Λβ°
Jupiter: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.
Jupiter: Oh no, where did it go?
Venus: JUPITER WHAT THE FUCK?!
.π₯ έ Λβ°ββ§βΛβ© πͺβ©Λββ§.π₯ έ Λβ°ββ§βΛβ© πͺβ©Λββ§.π₯ έ Λβ°
Everyone is giving advice to Saturn
Pluto: It's okay to ask for help.
Moon: You're not a burden.
Sun: Murder is okay.
Uranus: Your feelings matter.
.π₯ έ Λβ°ββ§βΛβ© πͺβ©Λββ§.π₯ έ Λβ°ββ§βΛβ© πͺβ©Λββ§.π₯ έ Λβ°
Earth: Time for plan G.
Moon: Donβt you mean plan B?
Earth: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Neptune: What about plan D?
Earth: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Venus: What about plan E?
Earth: Iβm hoping not to use it. Saturn dies in plan E.
Mercury: I like plan E.
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Mars: Iβm the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Uranus: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Mars: I paid for my Kit Kat Bar, Iβm getting my Kit Kat Bar.