#sassyuncle

Uncle: Eat this char sui. Me: It's oily. Uncle: Just spit out the oil.

Sister: (Scraping sauce from pot) Uncle: Stick your head in it

Aunt: (Pushing luggage cart) Uncle: If you like pushing carts so much, come work here. Aunt: Will I get paid? Uncle: Work for tips.

(Takes pictures) Aunt: How come nobody is smiling? Uncle: What is there to smile about?

Aunt: Oh, you know how to sass Uncle now. Me: I learned it from Uncle. Aunt: Then come back more often. Uncle: Don't come back.

Aunt: There was a really fat lady at check-in. Uncle: Yeah, that's why she (me) says she's not that fat.

Sister: (Gives Uncle decongestant) Sick Cat: (Laboured breathing because of congestion) Uncle: Can Sai Sai (sick cat) eat it?

Sister: Are you sick? Do you need cold medicine? Uncle: No, give it to the sick cat.