Sassy Uncle

Uncle: Eat this char sui. Me: It's oily. Uncle: Just spit out the oil.

Sister: (Scraping sauce from pot) Uncle: Stick your head in it

Aunt: (Pushing luggage cart) Uncle: If you like pushing carts so much, come work here. Aunt: Will I get paid? Uncle: Work for tips.

(Takes pictures) Aunt: How come nobody is smiling? Uncle: What is there to smile about?

Aunt: Oh, you know how to sass Uncle now. Me: I learned it from Uncle. Aunt: Then come back more often. Uncle: Don't come back.

Aunt: There was a really fat lady at check-in. Uncle: Yeah, that's why she (me) says she's not that fat.

Sister: (Gives Uncle decongestant) Sick Cat: (Laboured breathing because of congestion) Uncle: Can Sai Sai (sick cat) eat it?

Sister: Are you sick? Do you need cold medicine? Uncle: No, give it to the sick cat.

Aunt: What about this bag (of dried goods). Sister: I don't even know where to put it. Uncle: Put it in your stomach.

Aunt: That's so fatty, don't eat the fat. Grandpa: (Looks her straight in the eyes and eats it)

Uncle: (Uses laser pointer) Cats: (Ignore) Me: No one's chasing it. Uncle: You can chase it.

Cat: (Loudly meows outside Uncle's room) Aunt: Ten Ten! Your dad's not here! You saw him leave!!

Uncle: (Leaves for work) Cat: (Follows him to elevator) #sassycat?

Aunt: Why did you buy this plunger? We don't need a plunger! Uncle: To plunge your face with.

Sister: Other Uncle says he wants to take us to Kwun Tong tomorrow. Uncle: Tell him to take you after you go back to Canada.

(Cat begging for food) Aunt: Your dad already gave you some! Uncle: Whose dad? Aunt: You!

Me: (Packing suit case) Cat: (Climbs in it) Me: (To cat) Yeah, you wanna come home with me? Uncle: Take one of the useless ones.