#sassy squad

“This is no reverse harem going on, this is a partnership between six people with differences but still have similar qualities “

AU: Most wanted agents working from different government working with the same mission , Taking down the corruption of the Hidden Grass City

*Kisame with Ino*

Ino: *singing with dance* Baby shark doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo baby shark!

Kisame: *grumbles*Why are you singing this when I accompany you?

*Kisame with Itachi

Itachi:Mommy shark doo doo doo mommy shark doo doo doo

Kisame: Not you too Itachi

*With Kakashi

Kakashi: Daddy Shark doo doo doo doo

Kisame:Fuck off scarecrow

All of the Akatsuki: *Dancing baby shark*

Kisame: Why are you doing this!?

Hidan: Fuckin shark doo doo doo fuckin shark doo doo doo damn shark doo doo doo

Ino: if you hurt my boys(shikamaru and chouji) ,hurt my friends and if you hurt all of my brothers and sisters I'm coming for you and I will kill you

Kakashi:*speaks for the majority* Hurt my sista and my students, and you know how many will come for you..

Itachi: No one will ever hurt the people we love

Yamato: especially the squad, she is our baby piglet hurt the piglet and we will hunt you down

Kisame: hurt one of us, insult one of us and we will all come for you in force

Interviewer: About Itachi, what do you think is his best assets beside his power?

Kakashi: His ass

Ino: I know I got my perfect sexy ass but he always insist it so I will give it to him

Yamato: He always argues to us and proclaim he got a perfect ass

Sai: and he will pulverize us if we don't agree but I think I have a perfect ass but I still want to live

Kisame: If someone disagree that his ass is not fine he will go into his barbarian mode and we would hide in our safety basement with our icecreams for safety

Ino: So If anyone wants to provoke him you must mention three things you have to disagree with him

Sasuke, His gender and his ass

Kakashi: we where exempted though he always thought that our asses are almost perfect second to him but I can't understand his obsession on his ass

Yamato: but he is our squad and we must accept him

Itachi: Thank you guys I know I have a perfect ass

Random friend: OMG Ino your so pretty today!

Ino: I know right! Thank you

Kakashi: Ino, shrek calls me he wants to get his face back

Itachi: then Kingkong also contacted me, he wants to get his hairy arms and legs back

  ･ﾟ☠ ━  " ... "

“ Well gosh, if we’re gonna be like that. ” Thank god, the mask was heavy. Gossamer pink, bright eyed and shining, that high-pitched timbre was literal candy coating. Beneath the gauze was something a little bitter with a touch of virulence. The bright colors was appealing as it was as much a warning of her nature. 

“ Like, it’s cool that you got tin crowns n’ all for the public, but I hate playin’ pretend. Smiling hurts after awhile. ”