#sassshow rambles

sassshow ruin angst..⋆.˚🦋༘

@sassshow owned by @weirdcoregal35

Tw:Dying,Animatronic Death,Dying alone..

Not my au all credit to my moot!

Eclipse: “SHIT, SHIT, SHIT-“

Lunar/Cosmos: “Stupid vent! RAH!” *kicks open the home vent* “HELLO!!”

Eclipse: “AHH-“

Lunar/Cosmos: “Before we kill yo ass, let me tell you about the our lord and savior~!!”

Eclipse: “Wait, what-??”

Sakura: *on the ceiling* “WHAT UP, BITCH!!”

Eclipse: “SHIT-!!”

Lunar/Cosmos: “Well, as you know, Jesus died on the cross for us! For our sins and-“

Nebula: *holding a sword* “He’s doing it again…”

Solar: *holding a hammer* “DAMN IT LUNAR!!”

Eclipse: *running away* 

Lunar/Cosmos: *flying towards him* “YOU CANT RUN FROM THE LORD, ECLIPSE!!!”

(Technically, no one in my AU is religious. Lunar just does this to annoy people.)

Crimson: *flopping around on the couch, trying to get comfortable*

Solar: “Dude, you good?”

Crimson: *sigh* “Yeahhh…just a bit ill. I’m not sure why tho-“ *pause* “Shit-“

Solar: “Crim?”

Crimson: “…You guys have a bathroom, right?”

Solar: “Yeah, it’s the door with a sticker on the doorknob-

Crimson: “THANKS!!” *runs off* 

Solar: “…What the-“

*A few minutes passes by. Solar stands up, concerned. He walks over to the bathroom door, listening in for a few moments. On the other side of the door, hurling noises could be heard.* 

Solar: *knocking on the door* “CRIMSON?!”

*Crimson sighs, gently falling to the floor next to the toilet.*

Crimson: “I-I’m fine!! Just give me a second-!!”

Solar: “…”

Crimson: *slowly opens the door, wiping his mouth with his sleeve* 

Solar: “Are you sure you’re okay??”

Crimson: “Maybe it’s just a stomach bug…”

Solar: “Animatronics don’t get those!!”

Crimson: “What do you even know, you fucking twink?!”

Solar: “WOAH-“

Crimson: “…Sorry…”

Solar: “It’s fine-!! Just didn’t expect you to say that…should I call Slasher to pick you up??”

Crimson: “NUH-UH! IM FINE!!!”

Solar: “….Okay then…well, let me get you something to settle your stomach…”