#sasodeiweek2023

Deidara: Ah?! It’s barely 8pm!

Sasori: I’m aware of the hour. I’m also aware that you’ve spent every day this week staying up far past midnight. It’s time you got some decent sleep.

Deidara: But I’m not sleepy, hm! And what do you care what time I go to bed?!

Sasori: Sweetheart. When you go to sleep in the early morning, you, well …

Hidan: You sleepwalk and do some fucking weird shit, blondie!

Deidara: I don’t sleepwalk!

Pein: Yes, you do. We’ve already got Tobi and Itachi ready to quit over you terrorizing them …

Deidara: Wait, what?

Kakuzu: Three nights ago you sleep-walked into Tobi’s room with a jar of honey and Zetsu’s ant farm. I’ll spare you the details but it took us five hours to clean him and get him to stop crying.

Deidara: I don’t —

Kisame: The night before last, you walked into Itachi’s room wearing an eyepatch, with one of Sasori’s spare wooden legs strapped to your own. You screamed that you were “the Dread Pirate Deidara”, tackled Itachi, and threw him into me, saying you were “feeding him to the sharks”.

Deidara: Oh, come on; all of that sounds funny!

Sasori: Perhaps. Oh, one more thing; last night, you walked into Konan’s room, took all of her expensive makeup, and flushed it down the toilet. She comes back from her mission in about an hour; I’m sure she’d be happy to find you still awake so you can tell her about it.

Deidara:

@sasodeiweek​ day 2: museum            when ur boy surprises u with a romantic museum date only to be a lil shit

Sasori: Less annoying?

Deidara: No! A dragon.

Sasori: Why a dragon?

Deidara: Think of it, Danna; being really powerful and strong, hm. Having huge wings and the power to fly. Not to mention being able to breathe fire!

Sasori: I suppose those are all worthwhile things.

Deidara: Would … would you still love me, if I was a dragon?

Sasori: A full-blown dragon, meaning not one that shifts between human and dragon, but a dragon full time?

Deidara: Yeah, hm. Would you still love me?

Sasori, teasing: I would have to get used to riding on top of you for a change, but yes, I’d still love you, my fiery brat.

Deidara: Oh? You know … there’s nothing preventing you from “taking a ride” on human-me now, Danna ~

Sasori: You know what? Maybe you’re —

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Part 1 of my entry for @sasodeiweek 2023 is up! I did not expect this to get long enough to have to cut in half, but it just ended up being too much fun. Check it out if you like assassins and sexually tense banter. Payoff coming in part 2 when I get around to finishing it...

Summary: Renowned underworld hit man Sasori is assigned what ought to be a simple job babysitting a mark until he pays up, then make him disappear without a trace. Little does he know that a certain blond dumbass with way too much firepower is about to make a mess of things (and make a mess of Sasori along the way).

One Last Chance

Final Chapter!! Chapter 5: Bomb (AO3)

Nothing made Deidara feel more alive than rigged explosives.

And split-second, life-changing decisions.

Or start from Chapter 1: Mythology (AO3)

I am terrible at posting on here but wanted to try and share this with you all!

#SasoDeiweek2023 Day 2 Prompt 'Museum - Muses - Musings' My take on 'Musings'  for this fic are unrelenting thoughts you just can't shake Posted tonight - https://archiveofourown.org/works/45278173 

Sasori: Not too well. I’ve been working on this puppet for four days, now, and I feel as though I’m not making any progress on it. I want to make this one different but am unsure of how to accomplish this.

Sasori: Perhaps I’d better call my muse. Deidara!! Come in here, please!

Deidara: Yes, Danna?

Sasori: *pats his lap* Come sit and tell me all about your latest sculpture, darling.

*Deidara sits and rambles on about clay and bombs for the next hour, while Konan observes quietly*

Sasori: Thank you, love. *kisses him* I’ll come and join you in your room in an hour or so.

Deidara: Okay, hm! *leaves*

Konan: … that helped you? He gave you creative inspiration?

Sasori: God, no. But anytime I start feeling frustrated over my artistry, I have him come in here and talk to me about HIS “art”. It helps me remember that no matter how bad I think I’m doing, it could be much, much worse.