#sarcatt

Thank you!!!! :D

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: DIPPER. not only does he listen to girly icelandic pop sensation BABBA, he also knows all the words to “misery.” but pacifica does, too, so he’s slightly less embarrassed. then again, pacifica's parents frown upon her listening to anything that isn’t, like, chopin, so she loves them TWICE as much. and don’t even get me started on what happens when mabel comes over

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: pacifica is so spoiled by getting food at any hour without even having to make it herself. she definitely invites dipper over for 3am pancakes and bribes the butler into not telling her parents that she had that pines ruffian in their kitchen. 

sends the other unsolicited nudes: they are too young. too pure. sometimes dipper sends pacifica unsolicited memes though

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: dipper. i doubt he even made it to yellow belt. he just wants to look cool. he just wants pacifica to know that he can punch stuff. 

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: pacifica and mabel, simultaneously. dipper’s life is so hard. there are mysteries to solve, are we really going to go into the—okay, i guess we are

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: pacifica, and when they’re twelve years old it drives dipper up the wall. what is she hiding!! she has to be hiding something, right? is she sending out some kind of toxin? is that why his palms are so sweaty?? ?? heLP??

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): i don’t think either of them is ever going to consider murder now that they know what happens to ghosts, tbh

wears the least clothing around the house: they are too young. too pure. 

SO RIDICULOUSLY PRETTY OMG! Your hair is so lovely! <333

AAHHH THANK YOU CAT!! I’m a bit low on the cake but the happiness is definitely brimming! 

Aww, why thankee! :3

I’ve been trying to read more too, even if it’s some fics I’ve already read a thousand times over. I miss them and fanfiction fills the void! Squeezing more fics out of myself is a goal of mine as well, lol

tagged by the incomparable jncera.