Random morning idea: Valve could make a new sapper for Spy.
Features:
Name: Dapper Sapper
Looks like: Spy's Dapper Cadaver magazine. Well it IS the magazine. The sapper (shaped like a Spycrab for reasons unknown) is on the back of it.
Special taunt: Flicking through pages fast.
Item checking: Flicking through randomized pages. Spy also turns it back to look at the sappers.
You can actually read it if you hold the item checking button for three seconds after he finishes the item check animation!
Well, until a set amount of time, that is (five - ten seconds). Timer ends, Spy stops reading and you might have to wait a few more minutes so gameplay won't be affected!
Pros:
When finished sapping, the explosion hurts enemy teammates close to building.
Takes a 50% shorter time to sap said building.
Cons:
50% chance it won't stick and has to be reapplied.
When failed to stick, regardless if disguised or not, sentries start shooting you, dispensers start harming you, and teleporters teleport you to a random location in the map within view of the enemy team.
Think of it as non-beneficial short circuits.
So it's a gamble. Sapper sticks and gives you enough time to escape and harms enemy teammates on your sorry tail, or sapper does not stick and you either get terribly hurt, die, or get teleported right next to the enemy.
For once in my life I like my concepts.
