#santanasodes

santana lopez in every episode ≡ 1.10, ‘ballad’. “but matt’s out sick today. he had to go to the hospital cause they found a spider in his ear.”

santana lopez in every episode ≡ 1.11, ‘hairography’. “while you two were babysitting, puck and i were sexting. sexting? sexy texting. seriously, what era are you from? while you two were playing house, puck and i were trading super hot texts. why don't you check his cell phone? cause my sexts are too hot to erase.”

santana lopez in every episode ≡ 1.09, ‘wheels’. “wait, you’re joking, right? i mean, bake sales are kind of ‘bougie’.”

santana lopez in every episode ≡ 1.08, ‘mash up’.

santana lopez in every episode ≡ 1.06, ‘vitamin d’. “i told you guys // we know. you’ve been berating us for the better part of an hour.”

santana lopez in every episode ≡ 1.05, ‘the rhodes not taken’. “can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room? // your sexuality?”

santana lopez in every episode ≡ 1.04, ‘preggers’.