#santa arc

NO!

Wrong one!!!

We are competent!!! Competent!!!!!!!!!

Children toy quota met!! Different thing! Different thing!!!

{The one of top ended up having to bonk the ones beneath him with a rolled up piece of paper.}

SHUT!!! all you shut!!!!! Ahem, no. Quota met for ah, how you say— Christmas joy needed! Jolly fat man notice miserable con-sen-ta-tion, means you all sad! Quota must be met!!!!

So you need my help t-to try and make everyone…. Happier? I can do that!

Might take a bit of time, and there might be, um…. some struggles for certain folks….. B-but it can be accomplished..!

Squid lady!!!! We— uh, I!!! Require your presence! Is very important or else death of the highest degree by candy cane!!!!

However, I would have to pass on the eggnog for now. As it pains me to admit, my visit is of an urgent matter at hand— one I believe you yourself might be able to assist me with.

*She opens the jar, revealing the snack this month to be a bunch of chocolate chip cookies and even a few being chocolate cookies with chocolate chips*

Well, it really must be really important if there's not even time for even just a bit of eggnog! Help yourself to as many cookies a-as you like as I warm that milk tho!

[A booming, hearty laugh quickly engulfs the roof in its entirety, and it doesn't take long until a large figure swiftly falls from the chimney in the same manner it did with 🔥's. Ash and soot covers the room, but it doesn't quite hinder the place from being just the tiniest bit more colorful than it had without the jolly old man's presence]

Hello my good little eight legged friend! Terribly sorry it's taken me this long to visit you! No excuse for this atrocious sort of tardiness, I know my dear, hohoho!

HI MR WEIHNACHTSMANN!! :D

You're perfectly on time! Promise! Things are ruff out there, so I completely get it!

Would you like some cookies? Milk? If you're feeling spicy, I also can make a good hot coco or an alcohol free eggnog!

Only one person has bells that can make people feel like that…

*looks around the room, getting up from the comfy therapy chair she had just been about to nap in, and trying to find the source of the sound that’s normally paired with the red suited man*

No clue!!!! Cryptic messages! He mumbles thing about 'itch' and quota reaching!!- OWIE!! :(

{The voice stops as soon as the top person gives their midsection a kick, frowning as they whisper-yelled 'I do talking!!! I'm talker-elf!!' Before clearing their throat.}

Yes, as you see, very strange! Family worries because old jolly jat man suddenly disappeared one day! We fear the color witch has found him and turned him into fruit salad!! DD:

I don't think 🌈 has him yet, heard they got told off by a lot of people to not do so... Also, be kinder to your midsection! They seem quite sweet and polite!

[There is a nudging sound from behind the coat, and the top person groans in pain, frowning as they whisper conspiratorially back a 'What?!! It is true!!!' at their... 'torso'.]

We— uh, I!!! hear good things, many from far away!!

Onto topic!! Jolly red fat man has felt strange thing! We know not what it is! We— uh, my, uh, family, yes— fear he is starting to see things not there! Old people sickness!!

Strange jumbling when at night! He stops in middle of job hearing things!!!

......

-Dealer

No thanks, not after those seeds. Trying to not consume anything like that right now. Plus I have better dealers I can buy from FYI.