(lol no worries about the typo, autocorrect is silly)

Headcanon A:  realistic

One time I asked Chloe Bennet at a panel where Daisy got all her outfits before she was on SHIELD’s payroll and I suggested that she stole them. Chloe was like “I mean, yeah, probably but like DON’T STEAL, KIDS” it was charming and anyway I like to imagine Robin Hood!Daisy swiping practical shit like underwear and tampons and handing them out to other homeless people.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

That Russian hacker she dated was one of Natasha’s undercover identities okay COME AT ME

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

I am going to believe with all my heart that Jiaying did in fact give her a Chinese name and she told it to her before everything went south, and Daisy doesn’t want to use it regularly because, well, I don’t exactly blame her, but she knows it and while she was on her own she took some like basic Mandarin classes and learned how to write her Chinese name in the most elementary way possible, but she can do it now. (don’t even get me started on how deeply gross I find that her whiteass dad was the one to name her DAISY which does not have a Chinese equivalent, and I know this because I asked my father who speaks Cantonese and he said “uhhhh yeah no the translation of that wouldn’t be a name”, and then he wanted to take her to MILWAUKEE aaaaaaaaaanyway)

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.