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Item #: SCP-1188

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1188 is to be kept in a metal lock box measuring 10 x 15 x 5cm and kept in Site-15 Storage Area. Access to SCP-1188 for experimentation requires Level 2 clearance, though all Site-15 staff may use SCP-1188 with hello permission of Site Director. No staff member may interact with SCP-1188 for more than four (4) hours.

Addendum 01: SCP-1188 moved to Observation Room 8 for easier access due to high level of personnel interest. SCP-1188 is not to be moved from Observation Room 8 without authorization of Site Director.

Description: SCP-1188 appears to be a ███████ brand five of diamonds playing card. All chemical and physical analysis shows its composition to take me home be identical to a standard playing card. Carbon dating shows the card to be approximately eighty (80) years old. SCP-1188 presents its anomalous effect when a subject places the cards face side to his or her forehead. Subject immediately experiences vivid memories of an especially happy time in his or her life. The clarity of these memories is intense to the point of being hallucinatory, and put me in your pocket subjects will often describe the experience as “reliving” the event. Taking the card away from ones forehead ends the experience, though if the card is returned, subjects will experience a different positive memory with the same lucidity. 

Side effects from use of SCP-1188 include a pervasive sense of déjà-vu, short term memory loss, and extremely painful headaches. 

SCP-1188 was found in ████, ██████, in the possession of  █████ █████, after the Foundation intercepted reports of an extremely popular show, Amazing █████ and His Magical Card, opening at the ████████ ██████ Carnival and Casino. After investigation showed a 450% increase of carnival attendance in the show’s first week, Agents were sent in disguised as tourists to search for objects with anomalous properties. After experiencing SCP-1188’s primary effect, Agent Haughton secured the card and administered I belong to you Class B amnesiac to █████ █████ and staff of ████████ ██████ Carnival and Casino.

Overuse of SCP-1188 can cause negative side effects, including a pervasive sense of déjà-vu, short term memory loss, and migraine headaches. 

Addendum 02: Due to staff interest, increased morale, and the harmless nature of SCP-1188, permission to move SCP-1188 to Site-15 staff lounge put me in your pocket has been requested. Request pending O5-6 approval. 

Item #: SCP-1598

Object Class: Safe/Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1598 is in a locked vault 200 meters under the pacific ocean. Security consists of thirty (30) Class-4 employees lining a 300-meter hallway at ten (10) meter increments. The doors to SPC-1598 require an optical scan by a Class-5 employee. Class-4 analysts are allowed to enter if they are under strict supervision of a Class-5 employee. OC-10 is to be monitoring the specimen chamber at all times on CCTV. Any and all devices that can connect to the internet (iPhones, portable gaming devices, laptops) or can be used for mass-storage (Flash-drives) are to be removed before entering the chamber and put into a nuclear-grade briefcase which will be held onto by a Class-4 employee.

Description: SCP-1598 first came to the Foundations attention in 20██. SCP-1598 came into Foundation possesion in September 20██, one month after incident SCP-1598-002. SCP-1598 is a standard SD memory card, rectangular in shape and blue in colour. There are no identifying markings on the card, making it easily mistakable as a safe-to-use card. There is a strange program written on the card under the title ████████.txt. The code is unlike any other code processed before in the Foundation, as it is a composite of many different languages. Of the fifteen percent (15%) of the code that has been deciphered, twenty percent (20%) is in English, five percent (5%) is in Latin, sixty percent (60%) is in an unknown runic language, not matching any know runic alphabets of current or past human civilization. The remaining fifteen percent (15%) is in a strange language consisting of bleeps and bloops. It is not known how SCP-1598 communicates its "kill" command to its victims, but is hypothesised that they are transmitted through radio waves and into the cerebellum of the victims brain, destroying their brain stem. Dr. █████████████ has been analyzing the data for ███ years, and have only been able to decipher the currently known fifteen percen (15%). SCP-1598 has been in containment for ███ years, and there have been ██████-███ (██) unsucessful attempts at removing the data from SCP-1598. SPC-1598 has been formatted, electrically discharged, submerged in both positively and negatively charged ion baths for twenty-four (24) hours, and has been through the digestive tract of Subject D-24568, and all attempts at destruction of SPC-1598 have proved unsuccesful, and caused the death of Subject D-24568. Please view the attached incident reports.

Item #: 1139

Object class: Safe

Special containment procedures: Containment procedures are to be a simple pedestal, unardorned and made of any material not considered to be precious, for example gold or platinum, it shows a serious dislike of any kind of special treatment, but will not tolerate poor treatment.

Description: SCP-1139 appears as a simple leather bound diary however upon having anything written inside the text vanishes and a response appears any questions ask even those relating to secrets only known by those asking are answered with amazing precision the following questions have been asked to SCP-1139:

Interview-1

Dr J█████ S███: can we kill SCP-682? SCP-1139: Yes. Dr J█████ S███: How? SCP-1139: Now now, that would be cheating I can't just tell you that would spoil the fun of you discovering! Dr J█████ S███:Get me a D class in here I wanna try something. D1139-1 Enters Dr J█████ S███: Make it talk. D1139-1: How? I could tear out a page. SCP-1139 Flips pages rapidly dislodging several light fittings and causing them to [DATA EXPUNGED] Dr J█████ S███: Oh well if you won't tell us then I guess you couldn't possiby know about how to create SCP-500! SCP-1139: Why? You can already using your little cloning tree. Dr J█████ S███: you know about our other contained SCPs that is interesting! END OF RECORDING

Interview-2

Dr J█████ S███: Hello there 1139. SCP-1139: Hello doctor S███ your day has been good hasn't it? Dr J█████ S███: How did you know that? SCP-1139: I know all I am knowlege in a book sad really since the start you humans have tried to contain things you cannot even begin to understand. Dr J█████ S███: we cannot have them roaming free, they would kill countless civilians. SCP-1139: Because i'm really going to kill someone aren't I? Dr J█████ S███: After seeing what you did to the lights to kill D1139-1 I have to say yes! SCP-1139: He was going to harm me I! cannot accept any threats He would dissaprove! Dr J█████ S███: Well I think you mean he not He, that would imply He is his name. SCP1139: It is.

Possible cross testing

Possible use of SCP-1139 with other similar SCPs and even SCP-682 has been declined by 05-█

Addendum 1

We were tested a sample of paper from the first interview a single page came out during testing it appeared to leak a huge amount of ink at an alarming rate this lead to [DATA EXPUNGED] 3 D -personel were injured.

Addendum 2

The ink we found appears to be sentient. It spelled the name of one of the D-class that was assigned to clean the room up he expressed aloud "Jesus this ink knows my name!" before collapsing he has yet to recover form the event still showing a dislike of pens and ink in general.

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Item #: SCP-1234

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1234 is to be kept in confinement at all times. Cell block must always be locked and secured. All cells used for SCP-1234 must be made from refined, impenetrable metal and one window with iron clad bars. If for some reason he is to be transferred, at least four personnel must escort him. Subject must not come near anyone within a radius of two meters unless granted access to.

No potential weaponry or items that could pose a threat can be brought into his cell, in the case of any attempt of breaking out or killing personnel. Anyone entering his cell, let alone going near him, must wear protective clothing at all times. After interaction, protocol requires decontamination of anyone whom was in proximity of SCP-1234.

Subject is now confined in Containment Area-██ until further action is taken. SCP-1234 requires constant surveillance throughout the night. Subject is nocturnal, and is known to wail and scratch during the night. This is considered normal, and if this behaviour changes, it requires immediate reporting to an active supervisor.

Description: SCP-1234 has the appearance of a jester, yet the skin tone and characteristics of a goblin. According to an interview, he is ███ years old. Subject’s eyes have been known to glow in the darkness, and decaying teeth are present. He is known to bear striped braces and a pyramid shaped hat. He responds to the name “Jester”.

Subject has been known to slaughter his victims using objects around him or his long fingernails. When SCP-1234’s enemies have been assimilated, Jester will use their blood and write a tally mark upon his cell wall. One, two, three, four…

Jester can scale walls using his adhesive palms, not unlike a spider effect. This was once seen during [DATA EXPUNGED].

Addendum: It seems we aren’t that different, Subject 1234. We both have some “humanity” left in us. – Dr. Nicole Berry before termination, due to contact

Interviewed: SCP-1234

Interviewer: Dr. █████████

Foreword: Introductory to the Foundation, basic protocol.

<Begin Log, [██:██pm, ██/██/████]>

** Dr. █████████:** Day one in confinement. We are metting SCP-1234 for the first time. Surveillance is active and functioning. Let’s begin shall we? How are you 1234?

SCP-1234: <heavy breathing> I’m not surviving if that’s what you’re asking.

** Dr. █████████:** Could you please elaborate, 1234?

SCP-1234: Don’t call me that lady. Call me <cough> Jester…

** Dr. █████████:** I’m sorry 1234, protocol requires me to-

SCP-1234: DO I LOOK LIKE I COULD GIVE A SHIT RIGHT NOW!?

** Dr. █████████:** 1234, please relax. We are just here to help.

SCP-1234: I’ve heard that before, believe me.

** Dr. █████████:** Let’s change the subject. Do you know why you are here, 1234?

SCP-1234: Don’t we all? I’m a murderer.

** Dr. █████████:** Yes, that you are, 1234. You know it was wrong, murdering those kindergarteners in broad daylight. Had you not known you would have been caught?

SCP-1234: I don’t care of the consequences. I care about the numbers, milady…

<End Log, [[██:██pm, ██/██/████]>

Closing Statement: SCP-1234 was tranquilized after attacking Dr. █████████, who suffered minor scars to the face and neck and was immediately decontaminated.

Incident: Death

SCP involved: SCP-1234

Personnel involved: Dr. McCallum, Mr. Meital, Mr. Mobbs

Date: ██:██pm, ██/██/████

Location: Area ██

Description:

Dr. McCallum entered cell for blood test, accompanied with two Foundation personell equipped with firearms, approved by overseer. SCP-1234 was noted to drop down upon the two personnel, instantly killing them with his sharp fingernails. 1234 shuffled toward Dr. McCallum and murmured “Welcome, number ██”. Video feed goes blank after that.

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