#sandarmor

cute. prety. 

calls me whore a lot which shouldn’t really be all that great but its our thing and i love it. 

likes kids which is sweet. i dont rly like kids or know how to deal w them that much so its foreign to me but v lovely

witchy aesthetic. probably has a secret witchy cabin in a dark misty forest

tiddies....

absolutely chaotic. rarely makes sense but its ok 

likes naruto (important. i cant like someone who doesnt like naruto and make fun of it lovingly)

gasses me up everyday, has given me a god complex at this point

softë 

cozy

sat with me on a rock at the edge of a lake in a forest and stared at ducks and waves and listened to zelda songs and vibed 

literally tells me to fuck off at LEAST once a day but doesn’t mean it because every time i’m like “ok cya” she says NO COME BACK :(

POSSIBLY 3 bookstore cats in a human form

respects me for not being emotionally available like ever even tho im trying and still likes me for some reason

likes the same stuff as me so we can talk abt literally anything

said i drive like a top which is really cool. i am very conscious of it EVERY time i drive. i told my friends, “do i drive like a top? i was told i drive like a top.” and they had no idea what the FUCK i was talking about. 

7. What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

For Gaara, I think the first thing that changes is a willingness to open up to Lee. In the sense of sharing small worries, bits of his history. Sort of testing the waters of intimacy by offering small pieces of himself, because he’s still cautious about being hurt. Lee of course would never hurt Gaara on purpose, so I think his response to those small disclosures probably instills a lot of confidence in Gaara. The second thing is probably casual touch. Once he’s more comfortable, I think he would try to open up to Lee on a physical level (probably by imitating the ways he sees Lee interact with other people and how he sees others interact with the people they like), because that seems like a way that people establish bonds with others. He’s definitely not prepared for how much he likes it, and is definitely very overwhelmed. 

For Lee, I think he’s a little more all-or-nothing. He doesn’t slowly test the waters, he jumps in with both feet. (Remember the first time he saw Sakura and declared he’d protect her with his life in front of like five dozen bloodthirsty preteens? I don’t think he ever gets that far away from that.) So he probably goes straight from realizing he likes Gaara in a more-than-friends way to concerted attempts to woo him. Unfortunately for Lee, his main source of inspiration for how you treat your most precious person is ... probably Gai and Kakashi, so I imagine he spends quite a bit of time challenging Gaara to stupid bullshit and getting shot down. He probably also tries to take him on dates, but they’re so similar to how they already spend time as friends (”Gaara, come watch me training!”, “Gaara, let’s go get sushi!”) that Gaara probably doesn’t realize they’re dates at first. He does appreciate the flowers, though. 

i have like. told you everything ever bitch what more do you want from me

okay uhhhh...... i have a deep-rooted NEED to get over 95% or higher in EVERYTHING i do in school because i have issues because my dad drilled it into me as a child that i need to be perfect and any mistake i make is unacceptable. my classes this semester are WAY harder than i’m used to and i still have above 90% in everything and objectively i know these are excellent marks but i have such a complex about it that i can’t stop beating myself up.

is that good enough LMAO

ill kill you

fuck: impa 1000000%. my sexual awakening was her pointy tiddies in ocarina of time

marry: zelda.....who WOULDN’T marry into royalty....

kill: malon... i am so sorry. i wish this was kiss and not kill.

literally GO TO HELL i’m not doing this one you MONSTER

this one is easy

fuck ghirahim (this is my dream), marry bakugo (this would not last long. we would have a divorce within a week), kill ganondorf bc he is jsut going to be resurrected sexily anyway. or resurrected as an angry sentient cloud but we don’t talk about that

“ you didn’t have to go out of your way to come greet me,  you know —  i know what a kage’s daily schedule looks like — but…     thanks.     it’s good to see you. ”