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FRODO
He would plan something simple: a picnic somewhere quiet, maybe under a tree with sunlight and a blanket thatâs slightly too big for his feet.
He worries about doing everything âright,â so he over-prepares: extra food, extra tea, a book to read together, maybe even flowers he picked himself.
Frodoâs favorite part of the date is talking with you softly while sitting close, your shoulders touching and your hands brushing occasionally.
He absolutely loves when you lean against him. Thatâs the moment he thinks, this is perfect.
If the date ends with you watching the stars together in silence, he considers it unforgettable.
SAMWISE
He would cook the entire thing himself. He refuses to let you lift a finger because making food for you is how he shows love.
His perfect date is somewhere peaceful: a garden, a field of flowers, or just sitting together near home where everything feels cozy.
Sam is nervous at first because he wants everything to be perfect for you, but once you smile at him, he relaxes completely.
He loves dates where you laugh together over small things, especially if you compliment his cooking. That makes him glow.
His definition of a perfect date is one where you feel safe, comfortable, and genuinely happy with him.
PEREGRIN
He plans something fun first. Maybe exploring somewhere youâre technically not supposed to go, or sneaking snacks somewhere ridiculous.
The date will absolutely involve laughter. If you laugh until you canât breathe, he thinks heâs succeeded.
He loves spontaneity. Halfway through the date heâll suddenly decide, âWeâre going to watch the stars now,â and drag you somewhere completely random.
Pippin also gets unexpectedly soft near the end of the night. When things quiet down, he becomes clingy in the sweetest way, holding your hand, resting his head on your shoulder.
To him, a perfect date is one where you forget about everything except each other.
MERIADOC
He plans everything carefully, not in a stressful way, but in a way that shows he really pays attention to what you like.
There will be good food, good lighting, and a place where you can talk comfortably for hours.
He loves dates that feel like shared memories: watching the sunset together, walking somewhere quiet, laughing over inside jokes.
Merryâs favorite part of the date is when you start teasing him or joking back. Thatâs when he feels truly close to you.
If you end the night wrapped in a blanket together, he considers it perfect.
ARAGORN
He would choose somewhere quiet in nature: a forest clearing, a hill overlooking the stars, or a place that feels private and safe.
He isnât flashy, but every detail would feel meaningful. He brings food, makes sure youâre warm, and notices every small thing you need.
He doesnât talk constantly, instead, he makes the moment feel calm and grounded. When he looks at you, it feels intense in the best way.
The best moment of the date for him is when you trust him enough to relax completely beside him.
LEGOLAS
He would take you somewhere beautiful as a forest glowing with soft light, a lake reflecting the stars, or somewhere quiet where only the Elves know about.
He prefers silence mixed with soft conversation. Walking side by side, occasionally brushing hands, is already perfect to him.
He would absolutely make something for you: a flower crown, a small carving, or something from nature that reminds him of you.
Legolas loves when you admire the world around you. If you stop and say something beautiful about the stars or the trees, he feels completely in love.
GIMLI
He chooses somewhere lively at first: good food, laughter, maybe music. He loves seeing you smile and wants the atmosphere to feel joyful.
But later, heâll take you somewhere quieter. maybe a place where you can talk honestly and just sit together.
He shows affection openly. Expect big hugs, proud compliments, and him talking about how incredible you are like itâs the most obvious thing in the world.
If you laugh at his stories or tease him back, he thinks the date is perfect.
His ideal date ends with you leaning against him, completely comfortable.
BOROMIR
He puts real effort into planning it because he wants to impress you. Not in a show-off way, but in a âI want you to feel importantâ way.
He prefers something active first: walking somewhere beautiful, exploring a city, or doing something where you can talk naturally.
The emotional part comes later. Once the date quiets down, he becomes softer, more vulnerable, and more focused on you than anything else.
He loves when the conversation turns meaningful, talking about dreams, fears, or things you care deeply about. Thatâs when he feels closest to you.
His perfect date ends with him not wanting to leave your side.
ELROND
He would plan something private, never something crowded or overwhelming. His perfect date is walking with you through the gardens of Rivendell at sunset.
He loves conversation that feels calm and intimate. Youâd talk about memories, dreams, and things youâve never told anyone else. He listens with complete attention.
He would absolutely bring music into the date. Either soft singing, a harp performance, or simply sitting together while distant songs echo through the valley.
Elrond wants peace. Being with you in a moment that feels eternal is what makes it perfect to him.
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likes to give sprouts and seedlings to friends and neighbors
nerd about mushrooms and has a mushroom log growing in his closet
keeps a hoard of ladybugs to deploy at any time
windowsill is lined with old jars and bottles, filled with clippings for propagation
he gives the best slices of pie and best baked cookies to others. will keep âdefectsâ for himself- they taste just as good
favorite cookies are âeverything but the kitchen sinkâ where he throws a bunch of stuff into the bowl (fruit, pretzels, nuts) and puts it into a cookie
has like 80 pillows on every couch/bed/chair
in addition to the 50-something blankets also piled high
âplease, have a seatâ he says. ha, no. any surface you could possibly settle onto is adorned with elaborate spreads of throws and such.
has a fruitcake that is legit an heirloom. itâs so stale itâs a brick. you can use it as a doorstop, stepping-stool, or a bludgeoning weapon. (note: has been used for all. he once chucked it at a late night visitor. this is how he learned frodo takes late walks at night. this is also how frodo learned that sam has an arm on him)
his great aunt made it forever ago and honestly he doesnât know if itâs still good. he keeps it around because itâs been with him so long he feels bad throwing it out.
likes pecan pie! goes nuts (pun intended) for it.
roast his own chestnuts, pecans and walnuts. has a strange grudge against macadamia nuts. (almost choked on one as a child)
very cozy. has scarves and mittens and even slippers (GASP) at the ready
likes to watch the rain with a cup of tea for hours on end
takes his tea with honey, two sugars, and cream. it barely counts as tea.
enjoys bubble baths.
guerrilla gardening. sam is a force to be reckoned with on this front. he is a strong advocate for native plants and will gut someone over deforestation.
carries a salt shaker filled with seeds everywhere. kind of just. shakes it around empty plots of land.
has a hostile land grab once a month and slowly expands the bagginâs garden by an inch, until it takes up nearly the whole estate.
has a great misconception about the appropriate amount to discuss you garden with someone. this is because:
he tends to talk about this to frodo, who will listen, good naturedly
frodo also prevents anyone from talking over sam or changing the subject
most hobbits are to polite (passive aggressive) and donât have the skills to subtly change the subject in a way sam understands
and if he does recognize the effort he will avoid it
likes to try new recipes but at the same time never follows them
knows a great deal about farming hemp. this is because merry and pippin recruited him into their pipeweed shenanigans and now sam has unintentionally created a strain of the good stuff that has hobbits traveling miles to get their hands on
loves his houseplants like children. they have names and backstory and a rich inner life that he has created that could fill a book
is fighting a battle with english ivy at the moment and only slightly loosing it. itâs suffocating the tree outside his house and heâs not very happy with it.
Samwise carried more food than he was told to, especially for Frodo. When everyoneâs rations ran out, he still had a few crumbs tucked away. He wouldâve gone hungry a thousand times over before letting Frodo starve.
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Samwise: In all of his incarnations since his first visit to Rivendell Sam has always been fascinated by space. In one of his life times he'd even been a cosmonaut (though his life was tragically cut short when the ship's hull was breeched on reentry). Presently he's an amateur astronomer.
Elrond: Though he has a reputation of being Tiredáľáľ and a bit of a stick in the mud among adults his soft spot for children in general reveals he can be silly when he wants to.
Elrond 2 electric boogaloo: About a century ago he set up a foundation dedicated to helping the poor cover the cost of being alive that's still around. The foundation is funded by a mix of his own vast wealth and donations from the public. He also often donates time and money to charities that build homes like Habitat For Humanity.
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