#samson hahn

Adam: Not entirely sure what this guy’s problem is, but he amuses me greatly. Doesn’t carry baby wipes with him - what an irresponsible person.

Henry: Snooze fest with a handsome face. Come on, Henry, remind me why I invited you here in the first place.

Samson: Oh boy, where to begin? Our boy Samson seems to find dangers everywhere, which is probably smart for a lifeguard. Doesn’t mean he’s got many marbles left, though. Not sure I’d trust him with my own life.

Sebastian: Used to be a great man. Now, he’s stooped so low and become a sugar daddy to some snot nosed Tennessee kid. Highly disappointing.

I don’t know. Why is water wet?

Just watch the crazy unfold, it’s much more fun if you don’t worry about it.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I guess they deserve each other.

Early contenders seem to be Scarlett, Lois, and Adam.

Samson seems to be proving himself as well, and I see him becoming a very strong contender. After all, the crazy ones are just full of surprises.