#lois charles

I know how much you kids love Harry Potter, so I stole some titles from here.

Most likely to…

Lead a revolution: @reaganflowers

Go to bed with one person and wake up with another: @justliam

Secretly be a drug dealer: @audreysliu

Turn their apartment into a kinky sex dungeon: @scarlettdayxo or @sebastian-adler

Grow up to be the world’s best dad: @omgalejamartinez

Get punched in the face: @adamxknight

Fuck a centaur: @emersondouglas would do it for money, @loischarles would do it for free

Forget their own name cause everyone else has: @jada-walker

Make their bromance into a romance: @justliam & @sebastian-adler

Drug someone: @winonaduval

Be mistaken for a child: @e-vas for her looks, @brighton-innocent for her tantrums

Avoid drawing attention to themselves for seven years: @yuri-lupino or @jacquelines-lee

Be a bystander during an important event: @kenziefb & @henry-archer

Have started that important event: @waverly-archer & @brighton-innocent as a team

Have secretly written weird homoerotic fan fiction: @thatawfulrubensgirl

Have a book written about them: @noaudio

And some awards…

Cutest couple: @e-vas and me. Someday.

Most annoying couple:  @sebastian-adler & @thatawfulrubensgirl

Most annoying friendship: @kennedy-monroe & @samson–hahn

Most convincing fake: @karinaeriksen

Best bitch fight: @zisforzara & @thegrahamwilliams

I’m sure Lois is working on that already.

Personally I’m hoping she’ll end up as chairman of the Rejected by Adam club.

You think Adler is getting tired of his lady?

I think so too.

I think we all know that Lois is the Queen of Thirst.

Runners-up would probably be Mackenzie, Graham, Kennedy, and little Scarlett.

I’m surprised you think I care enough to wonder about the Tape Whore.

But I guess she’ll just get some cats and die alone. Is that what you want to hear?

You think he’ll be giving her a little more than tape, huh?

I’ll be accepting your thoughts on the matter until my weekly rundown on Saturday. Keep ‘em coming.

She doesn’t have any tape, that’s the whole problem. Pay attention, will you?

But yeah, Lois, you can still stick it.

Early contenders seem to be Scarlett, Lois, and Adam.

Samson seems to be proving himself as well, and I see him becoming a very strong contender. After all, the crazy ones are just full of surprises.