#sammyruma

"Hey, Mew Mew."

"Stop calling me that…", Miu called over to Sammy, while bolting some screws into a new invention. A sleep analyser.

"Why?"

"Cuz it's stupid."

"But ya like it."

"Fuck off…", she noted with a slight blush and shook her head frustrated. "Seriously though, the hell ya want? If ya want a gun show, ask again later."

"Nah, I was just thinking bout something and wanted to hear your opinion on it."

"Oh really? What, whether it's gay if it's a girl fucking a guy in the ass?", Miu quipped nonchalantly, the estethe shrugging.

"Well you did peg me, before I even transitioned..Turns out I was bi.", Sammy noted curiously, before stretching her legs on the sofa. "Anyways, can I ask you a question then?"

"Ya gonna ask anyway, are ya?"

"Yes, meow. Say…is the ocean a soup or a tea?"

"Wh…the hell?"

Miu turned to her girlfriend and stared at her, as if she was completely insane.

"What kind of question is that?!"

"It's an important one, meow."

"I ain't gonna answer that shit."

"Huh? But why?", Sammy asked with a pout. "Won't ya answer this to your cute gal?"

"Bitch, this shit is way too stupid. Why do you even wanna know that?"

"For science :D"

"Science? And what scientific field, dumbass?", Miu asked with a raised eyebrow. Sammy grinned.

"Soupology :D"

"……You got issues."

"I know! That's why I cried in your bed last night, meow. By the way your abs make a pretty good pillow."

"Tch…"

Her mood really did a flip, compared to last night. Miu was used to it already, but it was still jarring sometimes. With a sigh, she crossed her arms.

"I still ain't answering."

"Ah…Okay. Guess this gal has a bigger brain than you then.", Sammy commented with a teasing smirk, which set her off.

"Hell no! I am a genius! This question is easy as creampie!", Miu snapped provoked and grinned at the girl. "The ocean is a soup, since it's full of fish and tea has no food in it, so….Wait."

Her face fell off, when she realised it.

"You bitch, you tricked me!"

"Yay! I win!", Sammy cheered and lied down on the couch again. "You're so easy to tease, Mew Mew!"

"D..Don't call me that!"

"Hmm…okay! How bout, my super smart, strong beautiful angel of a gf?"

Miu's cheeks were now redder than tomatoes, as she looked away frustrated.

"Tch..so fucking sappy…Can ya please let me work on this shit for now? You're disturbing my concentration!"

"Okay!"

Sammy indeed went quiet and simply admired her strong body from behind, as Miu rolled her eyes and smiled slightly.