#samebutharold

okay, so fun fact, remember that time i snapchatted you a picture of my boobs because you were having a bad day or something and i was at work and i just like…went into the bathroom and snapped a picture of my boobs?? i mean in a bra, but still. i forgot i had saved that photo and let someone go through my phone and i was all smug like ‘yeah, i don’t have anything bad on my phone’ and he was like, ‘well, there’s ur boobs, so’

that was like two years ago. oh my god. but yeah, that still kills me.

um, okay, so, i wish we talked as much as we used to, but i am terrible at keeping in touch with people. you’re always going to be at the top of my list of people from tumblr i want to meet in real life because i just KNOW, with a hundred percent certainty, that we’d get along so well. we’re so similar, even years after becoming mutuals, i have this weird soul-connection to you that i can’t really explain?? like i just don’t have words for it. i think if we did meet, though, god, we’d be those grossly affectionate friends, and everyone would hate us, but also be really jealous.

and sometimes i feel like you’re one of the few people who gets me re: drug use and i’m glad that there are people on my dash who aren’t weird about that because sometimes being the older stoner cousin is exhausting and isolating and it’s good to know i’m not alone.

i thought man of steel was embarrassingly bad. it was poorly written, incoherent, and a weird tonal shift from previous superman movies. also, zack snyder’s visual style was not remotely appropriate. i think batman v superman will probably be just as bad, although it might be unintentionally funny due to ben affleck’s batman + self-parodically high levels of grimdarkness. however, i am prepared to be pleasantly surprised! 

didn’t you have a deleanorarefucking one?

i didn’t, but god i wish i had.

…you monster. you come into MY ASK…you bring up THAT SHIP…

cam/risa is a HELLA NOTP. i hate it. i hate it so much, both from a literary perspective and fan perspective. i could never explain it as well as i did here though.

connor/risa are otp as hell.

RAVEN/BELLAMY ARE SO OTP OH MY GOD. i just…super competitive rellamy. bicker-about-nothing and then have super hot sex afterward rellamy. PASSIONATE AF RELLAMY. HELL YEAH.

oh shoot, i forgot narry. lisTEN. narry is like...equal parts otp and brotp. like yes, i want them to kiss and maybe eventually be bumbling domestic dads, but like, also i love them as best friends who get each other, whose friendship is so hella comforting to each other. i want them to be soulmates and i don’t care if it’s as friends or lovers tbh.

And this is besides the foregone conclusions like “White Blank Page” and “Your Ex-Lover is Dead”, right? :D

Eduardo Saverin

MY FOREVER QUEEN.

Erica Albright

I FELL ASLEPE LAST NIGHT IM SORRY

Twelve - When was the last time you cried?this morning :o

Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to?