Gov: So uh Louisiana, how are things going in your state?
Loui: B*TCH THE WATER IS ON F*CKIN FIRE BRO-
Gov: Oh um- are you guys okay though…?
Loui: MF MY BRAIN IS TRYING TO PROCESS HOW TF THE DAMN MARSHES- ✨W A T E R✨- IS ON FIRE-
Gov: *turns to Florida and gives him the look that says "A little help here?"*
Florida: I dunno what you want me to do here-
Gov: Texas?
Texas: Nah.












