Ellis: Hey, Nick? I got some good news an' some bad news.
Nick: For God sake. Good news first.
Ellis: Th' airbags in y'car work really well!
Nick, murder in his eyes: And the bad news?
Keith: Ellis drove y'car int' th' tree out front.
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Ellis: Hey, Nick? I got some good news an' some bad news.
Nick: For God sake. Good news first.
Ellis: Th' airbags in y'car work really well!
Nick, murder in his eyes: And the bad news?
Keith: Ellis drove y'car int' th' tree out front.

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Same Keith.
Keith: *slides Galra 20 bucks* So how about ten more shiros?
KEITH: "NO! I WILL FIND HIM. SHIRO IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO DIDN'T GIVE UP ON ME. I WON'T GIVE UP ON HIM."
I have a headcanon that Lance does a lot of the chores in the castle (srsly tho does anyone clean??) and he'll sing and dance while he does them!!
Anyway, imagine everyone's reactions to hearing him sing Spanish songs.... (ahem, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TxypVAeGGI4, this one in particular)

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When you realize you’re gay
Sim Keith: *Playing guitar for 6 hours ignoring his baby*
Sim Rochelle: *Makes a glass if wine and ignores her baby*
Sim Nick: *Teaches baby that's not his to read and then shows number cards*
How it should've gone
Lance: I say 'Vol' you say?
Keith: Vol...demort?