Feb 19
seeing all the different gay dunk ships is lowkey hilarious knowing what the lineup of men for the next book is
like pick your next slash pairing:
dunk x crotchety old (and i mean OLD) man who keeps groaning on about The War and who is dunks boss
dunk x old dude who his dad was friends with and constantly makes inappropriate jokes that make everyone a little uncomfortable
dunk x farting septon
dunk x wat. pick one.
dunk x creepy old guy who keeps trying to force himself on a woman
dunk x the looming shadow of a guy who maybe murdered his brother and 5 year old niece
dunk x Sam Stoops
dunk x guy who knows cpr bc hes from Hell Islands
#who am i kidding#dunk x eustace will blow up#although i suspect of course dunk x rohanne will also explode#asoiaf#a knight of the seven kingdoms#akotsk#eustace osgrey#bennis of the brown shield#ser bennis#septon sefton#sefton staunton#wat#lucas inchfield#longinch#gerold lannister#sam stoops#duncan the tall#dunk#dunk and egg#mine
