#saltoon

something I think every splatoon fan should know is that uni, the edible part of the sea urchin, is also their genitals.

Please reblog for a bigger sample size!

Propaganda Under the Cut

It should be set up in Splatoon matchmaking for a charger and a tristringer to never be on the same team

I don't even care if that sounds dumb

Every time I get a charger on my team as a tristringer main, I end up getting my toes stepped on

We use the same perches and the eliters(specifically) can't decide whether to stand on top of me or move forwards

Ironically I don't normally have this issues with splatlings since they move around more even though longer ranged chargers have a held charge, if I do have that issue it's with the Hydra but the Hydra is so slow at moving that I just move instead and make sure their feet are painted

I'm fully aware of how chargers work and just how mobile they are since I was a charger main before Splatoon 3 came out and still use chargers now

On the same note I also don't find it fun to play with multiple tristringers on my team

It's just a general Splatoon matchmaking problem that should be addressed with multiple backline weapons playing on the same team

I can play flex back/mid-line when playing the default tristringer but if I'm playing inkline I have to play backline, I can't casually swap around when I don't have a sub to defend myself like with mist