#salemisms

Eric: you know how to make some really sick awesome edits

Dylan: you prolly have a girlblog or listen to Lana Del Rey, you also make softer sadder edits.

Andrew B: you def tap into spiritual communication with your faves, and/or know how to give really good tarot readings

Samantha R: you’re either the kindest person here or the meanest person here

Artyom or Nikita: you edit on 🍵🌊🌊tok and barely check up on tumblr but you still have a blog here anyways

Dylann S-R: you’re into the rural americana aesthetic aren’t you squidward 👀

Cho: there’s so little of you that you could all populate and comfortably fit into the same bus

Solomon: you people are USUALLY barely tc and instead are here to troll, or you have the hots for Samantha.

Rira/Ramirez: you’re most likely a com poser

Jeff Dahm: you make really good infoposts about niche cases

Sol: you’re likely a spiritwife/spirithusband for your fave, and you get along well with Andrew B pfps

Dimitrios P: same with Cho, there’s so little of you, you likely research for hours on your faves, especially if they’re mostly unknown and try to bring attention to their cases.

Adam L: you either baby Adam and know absolutely nothing about him, or you know too much about him and spill it into daily lengthy infoposts. No inbetween.

Jodi A: misandrist and/or femcel

Elliot R: misogynist and/or incel

T Bundy: where ARE you people? I don’t see any of you anywhere, I think you dissolved into obscurity somewhere between 2020-2021

Arthur A: you’re probably really into German industrial music

Ai Arthur A: you know nothing about his case aside from femboy edits of him on TikTok

Lindsay S: you researched her and James G for hours daily until you ran out of information to gather, you’ve also probably tried to write to her

Morgan G: you’re either a perv who stalks her every public move or you relate to her a normal amount, are also a creepypasta fan, and wish people talked about her more. No inbetween.

Peyton G: furry 4chan poser who only lurks on the site once every few months but is too scared to actually use it.

Gacy/Clown Gacy specifically: you’re really into memorabilia of your favorite cases but physically cringe at the prices for said memorabilia

Nainai: you call her a ‘perp’ and include her in female ‘perp’ posts even though she didn’t do anything to harm anyone other than herself

Alyssa B: you make a ton of edits using CapCut templates

Vladislav R: your sketchbook is full of Vlad sketches, and you also have a wpd account.

Alina A: you’re super into Russian perps and are actively trying to learn how to speak Russian, you also mostly lurk 🍵🌊🌊blr and maybe post once every few weeks.

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