#sakura bashing

to constantly push the rhetoric that people who dislike sakura are misogynistic is the biggest self insert bullshit i ever seen. i want people to actually look into WHY they like her, instead of making blatantly false claims, and trying to rewrite canon, in order to defend her.

“This is an American style diner, you idiot. They don’t serve ramen.”

Some more sassy Naruto. Sasuke and Sakura don’t know what to think.

i usually ignore any sakura fans since they all have a combined mental age of five, but whew that was a LOT of stupidity.

Warning: Spelling mistakes Literature / Fan Fiction / Romance The sun light streamed into the room, waking up one of the two occupants in the room. Slowly sitting the dark haired male squinted trying to adjust to the light, when he finally did he turned to the male and gently shook him. "Hey dobe wake up it's morning already," the blonde groaned and peered up at Sasuke struggling to keep his eyes open. Naruto leaned his head on Sasuke's shoulder, it usually took him a while to wake up, a stuck sleeping expression on his face, which Sasuke thought was always cute, though he would never tell the grinning idiot. "okay" Naruto groggily said in a dreamlike voice, his eyes half lidded with sleep, Sasuke stood up leaving Naruto to wake up on his own. The cold air hit his bare back making him shutter a bit, he suspected the kids were either still awake or deep asleep. If it was the latter he knew hee would take forever to wake them up, then he had to get them ready and dropped them off at Kakashi's. Since he retired he became a nanny for the kids, Naruto was the hokage which was almost a twenty four hour job while he himself worked as head of the anbus, he was in charge of assigning missions or heading out to do SS-rank missions. Sasuke opened his arms and caught the projectile, he looked down at the grinning face of his second oldest son Koji, like Naruto he had inherited the same eye shape, marks on his cheeks, though they were two instead of one and bright blonde hair. Though Koji had qualities that were like his, lighter skin tone and obsidian eyes, his hair was wavy a strange mixture of his and Naruto's hair. he was a rambunctious child, he was loud and energetic like Naruto, though he wasn't the most sociable kid, at times he would be either to aggressive or two timid. "good morning dad!" the blonde beamed at him, it was stressful to sometimes to raise kids, especially twin six year olds. Looking around Sasuke knew if one was awake so would the other, "hey Koji stop bugging dad, idiot" on cue the other twin appeared, he was a mini version of himself. Same raven locks and pale skin, the only difference was his eye color which was Naruto's shade and he had a love for pranks, it was unexpected from such a quiet kid. Koji leaned forward and stuck his tongue out at his brother, that made Kurai stomped his feet in annoyance and glared at the older but shorter twin, "moron" he called out, Koji only responded with an angry bastard, where he learned that word he would never know. Before he reprimanded a soft feminine voice spoke out from the kitchen, " come on guys dad just woke up, you can play with him later, okay?" A smiling Yume came over and placed two plates with food on the table, Koji crawled out of his dad's arms and climbed onto a chair looking hungrily at his food while Kurai tried to do it with dignity but his eyes stared at the food just as hungrily as his brother. Yume sighed watching her brother's attack the food she made crossing her arms, "well atleast they're chewing" she said shaking her head, grabbing her apron she pulled out a chair. "I'll make you breakfast dad" she said merrily, well more so than usual as today was an important day for her. Yume was very much like Itachi, a true genius, being born with the sharingan ninjutsu, genjutsu and taijutsu were a breeze for her. She graduated the academy at the tender age of 8, they of course were proud of her but they were terrified that she would be taking on missions at such a young age. She reassured them but the way she kept talking and rubbing her neck and arms told them otherwise, she was nervous but she wanted to be brave for the two of them. Thankfully the first mission was a simple delivery mission to the hidden mist village, when she returned she cried and slept with her parents, clinging to them. Eventually they got used to her going on missions that became exceedingly difficult. Eventaully she became a jonin at the age of 10,again they were worried but they trusted her and Yume was more confident in herself and always took her family photo with her, it made her feel safe knowing she carried her family with her, she was still a kid then and now. Though Sasuke was more terrified now, she was becoming a anbu today. Yes being a jonin was hard especially when she was ten but now it would become more dangerous. He would be assigning her to missions normal shinobi couldn't do, she would see all the corruption in the world, he was afraid what that would do for her young mind. Would that break her? would they loose their bright and kind daughter? Would she become an empty shell? He didn't know but he could only hope and worry she didn't become like him, a cold dark person. "don't over think it teme" soft lips pressed against him in a sweet kiss, Sasuke responded and pulled away slightly. A heavily pregnant Naruto was sitting on his lap, he was amazed how lost in his mind he was that he didn't even feel his presence. Naruto cupped Sasuke's cheeks grinning, his marked cheeks were a soft magenta. "Yume is a strong girl, she can defend herself, she's like us, she can go through anything and come out stronger than before, she'll be all right, she is our daughter" Sasuke's eyes softened, Naruto always eased him. "PAPA!" Koji tackled Naruto's back wrapping his arms around his neck, Naruto turned his head looking at his son adoringly, "good morning, did you eat breakfast already" Koji nodded, "yes papa! i ate everything!" Koji opened his mouth to indicate he ate, "nice, okay now go brush your teeth so you can go to Kkashi's place" Koji pouted, "aww do i really have to brush my teeth?" Naruto nodded firmly, Yume arrived with two plates of food, she placed them aside. "come on if you brush your teeth i'll take you out to eat ramen tomorrow" she winked at the now excited blonde, "really Yume oneesan?" asked the little blonde, Yume nodded in assurance. As Koji was about to respond kurai yanked Koji by his collar. "leave mama alone stupid," Kurai said jumping off the table, down the chair and to the floor with Koji who tried to pull away from him, Kurai was the only one so far to call Naruto mama. Naruto sweat-dropped watching his two sons fighting all the way to the bathroom, koji screaming "let go of me" while Kurai ignored him, Naruto rubbed his belly feeling a small kick. "I wonder who Koji takes after" commented smirking at Naruto, "well if Koji takes after me Kurai is a little you, he's even surprisingly clingy like you teme" Sasuke narrowed his eyes, "i'm not clingy i'm possessive," Naruto shrugged kissing Sasuke, "same difference" Sasuke sighed in content, they both turned when they heard their daughter clear her throat, she looked very amused with the public affection, they always showed this but it never ceased to amaze the twelve year old girl, "well i'll be going to shower, eat breakfast okay papa? dad?" she pecked their cheeks heading towards her room. "well i guess its time to get ready, are you sure you don't want to stay home? Next month your giving birth, all the paperwork can be stressful to your body" Sasuke said placing his hand over Naruto's belly feeling a small kick as well, "i'll be fine teme, i can take care of myself and remember when i was pregnant with Yume it was much more difficult than it is now, my body is more prepared" Sasuke sighed "i guess you're right, it's just... You are carrying a child and i read all those books about how stress can lead to complications and raises the chance of a miscarriage" Naruto wrapped his arms around Sasuke pressing their forehead together, "Sasuke i'm not an idiot, i have the same fears but worrying won't make me any better. I quit eating ramen for everyone of these pregnancies i know what i'm doing" Sasuke closed his eyes taking in Naruto's scent, it was earthy, like spring and summer, "now let's finish breakfast so you can carry me to our room so we can get dressed" "this means i win right daddy?" said an elated girl putting the shogi piece down, looking up at her parent with large eyes, her bangs as the color of snow, very much like the male across from her, the male had gravity defying white hair. He was not exactly young, but he wasn't old enough to be the girl's grandfather. 'i've been beaten in shogi by my own daughter' Kakashi thought looking at the shogi board deflating a bit in that thought, he was a renown shinobi with high intellect, beaten by his six year old who just started playing. Kakashi was proud to have such a smart girl, she was blessed with his calmness but with Sakura's stubbornness but she was very calm and relax very much like himself. She was adorable as luckily she had inherited Sakura's facial features, granted that would attract boys later on, especially if she inherited Kakashi's charm. Though she wouldn't be able to date if the little brat didn't stop hanging on her, granted it was two brats but that black haired blue eyed brat seemed to be especially stuck on Yuki. "yes you did now i will give you your prize" Kakashi reached into his pocket and pulled out a medical book, Yuki admired Sakura and wanted to study medical ninjutsu so she would be a medical ninja quickly. "Thank you daddy" Yuki hugged the book against her chest smiling from ear to ear, Kakashi leaned on his hand watching her as she held the book affectionately, he was happy she didn't receive Sakura's temper. "what are you doing? playing Shogi again?" Yuki jumped dropping her book in surprise, she looked at Kurai and calmed down, "oh hi Kurai you made me drop my book" she pouted at Kurai who just looked away, "my bad, i guess" Kakashi sweat dropped seeing the tsundere little brat picked up the book and hand it to her in a dismissive way. She jumped off the chair and thanked him, straightening her little skirt Yuki looked around him, "where's Koji?" Kurai shrugged. He wasn't a very subtle kid, it was very clear he already had feelings similar to like for his daughter, it would be sweet if that kid wasn't so much a mini Sasuke. "KURAI!" A running Koji leaped forward to jump his brother but Kurai moved in time, Koji landed on the floor with a loud thud. Sitting up quickly Koji rubbed his chin glaring at his brother. "Why the hell did you leave me? We had to wait for papa and dad!" Kurai crossed his arms, "it's not my problem your a slowpoke" Kurai said ignoring the second part, he knew his parents would be upset but he was excited to see Yuki, she was his only other friend and not loud like Koji."i'm not slow you cheated!" "come on you guys stop fighting" Yuki stepped between the two brothers, "why don't we go to the park to play?" she suggested trying to change the subject, it worked as Koji immediately perked up, "yeah lets go! we can play at the swings!" Koji stood up from the floor, bouncing up and down in excitement, he was tall enough now to get on the swings without help now. "that sounds like a great idea" Kakashi said getting up from the chair and stretching, he looked like a giant to the three, "we can play there for a while, though i have to call Sasuke and Naruto to tell them you two got here safely and you two will be at the park" Kakashi said, he knew if he didn't Sasuke would have his head, he was lucky Naruto was not able to move as quickly because he would have Sasuke's left overs, the two were overprotective, of course he was too but they were frightening. "i'll make a quick call, you three wait for me here" Kakashi said sliding the door of his home open and getting inside. The three looked at each other and grinned, running off towards the park, they would be so dead when they were caught but they would have fun for now. After hanging up to a very annoyed Sasuke kakashi headed back outside and new by the end of the day he would be dead by the hands of three people, Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura. "kids" he muttered creating three shadow clones and dispersing, finding the trio of troublemakers. It brought him back memories of the three as kids, it was like a cycle continuously repeating but the cycle would not always be the same. "Dad how do i look?" Yume asked looking down at herself, she was wearing the anbu outfit, mask and all, her's was a raven mask with a long beak, raven eye shaped holes and markings, her hair was tied in two loose ponytails. "do i look like an anbu or not" she asked trying to fix the mask so it wouldn't come ff so easily, fiddling with the not, she didn't expect to be this anxious, she would actually be an anbu! Not everyone could be an anbu, you had to repress feelings to continue with all the pain she would go throw. She knew she was skilled, she was a genius in a sense and wasn't oblivious about it but that didn't haze her mind and made her ignorant, no she knew she still had to work hard and become a fine shinobi her papa and dad would be proud of. Naruto buttoned up his long sleeve orange shirt, "yup, you look like a deadly one, right Sasuke?" Naruto turned to Sasuke who just hanged up from Kakashi obviously pissed off, the bastard did not watch his kids and now he had to go around the village to find them. Naruto elbowed him, "yes you look like an anbu, a nervous one to be exact" Yume looked down still fiddling with the knot, Naruto clasped her hands and pulled them away, she relaxed staring in her papa's eyes, "you'll do fine Yume! despite looking like an Uchiha you are like me! you'll stupidly head forward ignorant to what's ahead but never afraid and wavering!" Yume nodded her eyes looking more confident and resilient"yosh papa, i'm tough like you and dad! i am Yume Uchimaki dammit!' Yume said getting more pumped, "i'll kick some ass and come home early to tell you about it!" she said letting go of Naruto and grabbing her ninja pouch, strapping it to her side. "come on dad let's go, i want to be the first one to get a mission" she could imagine herself now, the other shinobi watching her enviously as she received the mission first and heading out of the village and coming back before everyone else, perfectly completing her mission and coming home to everyone celebrating her! "Before we head out, i want you to keep these words' she nodded looking up at her dad, "things will get harder, nothing will be the same as before, the missions will be tougher, not just physically but mentally. It'll effect you more than you think,its not all excitement" she nodded but she was less enthusiastic, she knew all this but still couldn't she still dream of pure badassness? "i know dad, it'll get harder but i also know at the same time it will get better too" Yume could not see his face as he was wearing his mask, a wolf mask and hoodie cloak to hide his body, "you and papa taught me that in every darkness there is a light, and i'll always find the bright in the dark road i'm heading to, it won't be easy but i'm not going to give up" she said with indisputable determination. Sasuke inwardly sighed, she was too damn smart and optimistic for her own good, it was hard to argue back with someone as stubborn as his idiot spouse. "now let's go dad, i want show you my ninja skills" she said before poofing away, Sasuke shook his head but poofed away as well, he was still worried about her but as head anbu he could watch over her and probably cheat and give her easy missions... Hopefully she wouldn't be too mad when she found out. "wait a minute" Naruto said a moment after they left, "i have to walk to the tower!" He remembered he couldn't use his chakra outside of keeping his baby safe so he couldn't do anything as simple as poofing to his office or even mustering one clone. So grabbing his keys and wallet he got out the house, locked the door and heading toward the tower. Though from where he was standing it looked as if it was a village away, groaning he dragged himself ,being hokage wasn't what he had imagined as a kid, well back then life had been more... Well it was hell for him, he was alone, no friends or family, the desire to be acknowledged was what drove him but now despite it being tiring and less fun than expected Naruto had a new reason to be Hokage. He wanted to protect the villagers, all the people that counted on him, his friends and especially his family, Sasuke and the kids were his life and he couldn't imagine life without any of them, so feeling a bit better Naruto kept walking. Sakura looked out the window, leaning close to the wall, it had been a difficult morning as she had to do surgery and dealt with other patients, she barely had time to rest or even take a break so she was thankful when Ino arrived and took her away, they had a simple breakfast, it gave her more energy but she felt tired still, she hadn't gone home at all and wouldn't until the afternoon. She looked at her friend of many years seeing how much she had developed, she was what most young girls yearned to be. Sakura hated to admit it but Ino had more sex appeal, she was curvy and busty, long blonde hair and a look many guys would fall for, she herself wasn't bad looking but Ino was the first person anyone noticed. Granted they both were married with children Sakura just didn't fill out like Ino did, she had hips and curves but they didn't stand out like Ino's. "so, you and Sai are planning to have another kid?" she asked, Ino sighed pushing her bangs back, "well, its more like i want to have another kid, but Sai isn't so sure" Sakura stared at her friend with a little annoyance, Ino's biggest problem was that she always wanted things. She pushed Sai into going out with her and after a year she pushed him to marrying her and having a kid, they being together was the strangest thing especially considering they were perfect opposites, everything always went well for her and it annoyed her. "good luck" Sakura smiled at her but it was strained, Ino moved closer to the window and looked out seeing a head of blonde hair, "he agreed to have Inojin, he'll agree to this one," she shrugged. "that's far too much to ask Sai? i'm satisfied with just Yuki" Sakura frowned, how dare Ino act so selfishly. Ino's lips curled up, her red lipstick making her look more devilish, "i know you're satisfied with just one thing, as you always are but have you ever considered what Kakashi might want? I mean he never really says anything but he has needs, he seems the type to want more kids" Sakura looked back outside the window with a deep furrow, "it seems i'm not the only selfish one billboard brow" SHUT UP INO-PIG! "Sakura chan!' a voice called out from outside below, looking down she saw the heavily pregnant Naruto, "let's all go fo ramen like old times!" Naruto shouted, many of the villagers paid no attention accustomed to Naruto's loudness, "Tsunade oba chan said she'll watch the kids!". Sakura leaned further out the window, "i don't know if i can make it but i'll try!" Ino watched with an emotionless expression as Sakura waved goodbye to Naruto, she could see that it was still hard for Sakura to talk normally to her two ex teammates, after all the bull shit Sakura had pulled in the past it wasn't hard to see why. "don't you think it's funny how Naruto was the one to end up with Sasuke, while we were not even glanced at?" Sakura was quiet for a few seconds answering with an almost quiet yes. Both remembering their youth, their first love, and everything in between. Inojin, Shikdai and Chocho had gotten out of class all heading home, as they walked Inojin spotted a little kid about six or so looking around. Waving goodbye to his friend;s Inojin tapped the kid's shoulder, "are you lost?" Inojin asked and realized who the kid was, it was Hokage sama's kid, he had remembered his mom showing him pictures of the kid when he was younger, only the kid was a baby. He had the Hokage's hair and face but his eyes were like the scary looking guy the hokage was married to, the kid moved away a bit and shrunk down, looking at his feet nervously, "y-yeah" his cheeks were pink, he seemed rather timid in front of him, not what he expected from the known loud Hokage. Though he was a cute kid, "do you want me to help you look for your dads?" Inojin nodded shyly still looking at the floor, "i'm Inojin by the way" Inojin shuttered, he felt a cold presence behind him watching him like a hawk, "what the hell are you doing?" Kurai demanded, Yuki tugged at his shirt nervously, " get away from my brother you creep!" his blue eyes blazing. "Shut up Kurai! it's none of your business!" he shouted grabbing Inojin's hand, Kurai's eye twitched, Inojin looked at the hand and felt its grip, "i can't ever have friends because of you Kurai! you always scare them off!" "that's because they're all creepy and weird, especially that guy" Kurai pointed at Inojin accusingly, Inojin didn't know what to say, these were kids and kids were irrational. He wasn't sure if he should try to appease them or get away, he just watched the bickering brother's. Yuki was trying to get Kurai away but she knew it was pointless, the two were stubborn, this was getting her annoyed. "you know what forget you Kurai i'm gonna go to the park with Inojin because he's not a dummy like you!" Koji stuck out his tongue storming off, pulling Inojin with him. Kurai was steaming mad, how dare that stupid ugly ghost faced jerk take his brother! He didn't trust that weirdo, he couldn't let him steal his brother, who would he play with? Who would sleep next to him when he had a bad dream? "STUPID KURAI I HATE YOU!" Koji shouted throwing his toy Kunai at a nearby tree, cheeks flushed red, Inojin watching him as he continued to throw the toy over and over. It had been a half hour since they left the two and Koji was still upset, "he always treats me like a baby, and i'm not a baby i'm his older brother! daddy told me you always listen to your older brother or sister but he never does!" Koji dropped the kunai and then sank down on the floor hugging his knees, "i don't have any friends besides him and Yuki, its not fair" Koji pouted pulling the grass. "that's not true," Inojin kneeled down in front of him, petting his hair, "i'm your friend, aren't i?" Koji nodded frantically. Inojin smiled, "good, now i might not have a sibling but i have my mom and she's like your brother, she doesn't like me hanging out with more people, it makes me mad at times but i know she's doing it because she cares. Your brother might be doing it because he cares for you too" "now let's go, i have to go home" Koji nodded and followed Inojin but had lost him; luckily he saw a familiar Hyuga, soon enough Hinata along with her daughter found the other two kids and brought them to her house. Though they were quiet and Kurai was sitting awkwardly, apparently Yuki kicked him in the crotch when he couldn't stop his complaining. It surprised Kurai since he had never seen her get upset but now that he knew she was capable of getting upset he wasn't going to push her, well he would try. Hinata fed them and let them play in the dojo while she informed Kakashi of there whereabouts, kakashi was rlaxed knowing they were in a safe place. Once he had arrived he found them playing with the two year old girl, she had the same unruly hair hinata had as a kid, the same white eyes but the shape was similar to the father's as well as the rest of her face. Kakashi drank tea with Hinata and they both talked, never doing it before, it turned out Hinata was more than what he expected her to be and was glad to know she had become something for herself. Kakashi took the kids home around the afternoon, where Sakura was asleep in the bedroom. A tired Yume and Sasuke arrived at night, each picking up a sleeping child, Yume had not expected to feel so drained, though she had fun. Her mission was a simple delivery mission, by simple she meant it was a mission to her aunt G.G.'S house, she had trained with her and learned new fighting moves but all the training and expectation tired her out, she didn't even have enough energy to pout at her father. When they got home they tucked the kids in and had a silent dinner together, seeing how late it was Sasuke headed out to get Naruto, it wasn't safe for a pregnant man at night. He waited for the sluggish Naruto and picked him up despite Naruto saying it was fine for him to walk, Naruto blushed being carried like a damsel, "what are you doing teme?' Sasuke pressed there lips together in a passionate kiss leaving the blonde dazed. "shut up, dobe" He pulled away, "now let's go home. "Welcome home dad, i left papa's dinner in the fridge" Yume said, she was wearing a simple long sleeve shirt, her hair was loose, reaching her mid back. Sasuke nodded and kissed his daughter's forehead, holding his sleeping husband, "good girl, goodnight Yume" "Goodnight dad" she smiled running off to her room. Sasuke laid Naruto down and undressed him, putting his pajamas on and draping him with a blanket, Naruto moaned in content, Sasuke took off his shirt crawling into bed. He pulled the sleeping blonde into his arms and rubbing his belly, enjoying the little kicks, he felt so blessed to have such a wonderful, loud and always energetic family.

WARNING: some spelling mistakes xp Naruto: Sasunaru Happy Family Chapter 1 Literature / Fan Fiction / Romance Hinata dashed and maneuvered around the villagers of Konoha trying to find a certain short tempered kunoichi, she had certain information the girl would be titillated to hear. Though she herself was beyond ecstatic, Naruto was back! After four years the man that she loved was back, with Sasuke the young Uchiha, who his friend was in love with. Both of them had been in love with the boys since childhood, watching them grow into spectacular men who would be the two heroes of the war. Granted it took many years for Hinata to confess to Naruto and it wasn't the best time since Naruto was about to be taken by the ex-leader Pein. Although she wasn't sure if Naruto felt the same about her, she knew Naruto was oblivious about his emotions and hoped Naruto at least acknowledged as a person now not just a meek little girl watching him from the shadows. Finally Hinata spotted her friend Sakura who was heading to the hospital, her red attire and pink hair set her apart from the crowd. Hinata slowed down as she was only inches away from the female, she placed a hand on her shoulders which made the pink haired Kunoichi turn quickly. "Oh hey Hinata" Greeted the girl with a pleased smile, she noticed the girl was slightly out of breath and gave her a few seconds to catch her breath. "T-They're back" she panted, her cheeks burned crimson, white eyes with excitement. Sakura frowned, "who's back?" she asked confused, Hinata only smiled wider, " Naruto-kun and Sasuke" Sakura's eyes widened, "what?" she asked shocked. "Tenten toled me they returned, she saw them when she was heading back from a mission" Hinata said feeling her heart flutter, "she also said they had a surprise" An image of Sasuke appeared in Sakura's head, his ominous obsidian eyes, cool demeanor and presence, it all came flooding back. She had repressed her feelings for all these years focusing on her career in the hospital. Watching her best friend marry and have a child, it broke her heart to see she would not share in this happiness for a long time, though now... Now Sasuke was back in Konoha. "well then" Grabbing Hinata's hand Sakura grinned, her green eyes glinting, "what are we waiting for?" the two of them ran off, only thinking, 'we'll be reunited!' ~FOUR YEARS AGO~ "Goodbye Sakura" Sasuke whispered softly as he headed out, his eyes focused forward. It had been so long since he had been in Konoha, and even now he only stayed for a few days. Mostly because he felt the animosity of some of the villagers, he knew it would be a long time before they forgave him and accepted him again as one of his own. The only reason he stayed for a while was because of one person, Naruto. He had owed a lot to that idiot, he caused him a lot of grief and trouble. He knew he would never repay Naruto, his kindness and stupidity. i mean how can someone be so stubborn? for so long he had threatened and attempted at his life but that idiot persisted. It was incredible how someone can be loyal and have such a strong will, but all that had caused a lot of damage, emotionally and physically. Well they both suffered damages, loosing their arms and most important person. Learning things about themselves and choosing different paths that ended together, it something like fate to come together in their final fight. He could still feel the warm blood on his knuckles as he pounded Naruto's face in, everything else was numb but that feeling, even when they were finished he only felt raw. "i didn't think you would come Naruto" Sasuke paused as Naruto appeared from a tree, he wasn't wearing his usual clothes, but he looked well enough. He had a headband on and from what he could see a bandaged artificial arm that Tsunade and Sakura had created for both of them for their missing limbs. "why do you have a backpack" Sasuke questioned once he noticed the straps, the blonde only grinned like a fox. "isn't obvious?" Naruto tilted his head staring straight into the Uchiha's eyes, the same vibrant eyes that Sasuke could not help but wonder if they were jewels. " I'm going with you" Sasuke could not help but smile a bit, it wouldn't be Naruto if he didn't do something unexpected. "It wouldn't be you if you didn't do something like this" Naruto laughed as Sasuke continued his walking, the two looking forward heading onto an unknown journey. ~CURRENT TIME~ "NARUTO! SASUKE!" Sakura shouted as she found the two, receiving many looks from the villagers but that didn't bother Sakura as she ran towards the backs of her teammates, Hinata closely behind, trying to calm her beating heart. The two males stopped as they both recognized the shrill voice of their friend, turning around to face her and Hinata, their hands grasping softly of the tiny hands of the surprise. "welcome back!" she waved her hand frantically, no longer able to hide her excitement, " let's go eat at Ichiraku's" she suggested as she got closer. Though as she got closer she did notice something between the boys, a small child. 'huh' Sakura's eyes bulged, 'who's the kid?' Sakura wondered slowing her pace until she was in front of them. She stared down at the child trying to process where she came from, the girl smiled gently at her waving at Sakura. "Hello i'm Yume" she greeted happily and respectfully. Sakura knelled down analyzing the young child, she was about four years old. She was like a small porcelain doll, large obsidian expressive eyes, fair skin, long black hair and bangs that framed her face, small plump childish lips. She wore a black sweater and skirt, knee long purple socks and the usual black sandles. All in all she was a beautiful child, she appeared to share the Uchiha good looks but have this warmth and openness like Naruto. "That's a cute name, " Sakura placed a hand on the girl's head, Sasuke's eye twitched but only Naruto caught that, " what are you doing with Naruto and Sasuke" Yume pulled away from Sakura's touch, "well considering they are my parents" Yume emphasized the word parent with a little annoyance at Sakura, "i think thats a good reason to be with them" "PARENT?!" Sakura screamed jumping back, her mouth wide as well as her eyes bulging, Hinata on the other hand fainted hearing the word parent, imagining Sasuke and Naruto doing things. Naruto sweat dropped as a stone faced Sakura stared at them like a lunatic, while Hinata was laying on the floor muttering nonsensical words. "Papa your friends are weird" both parents sighed. The restaurant was buzzing with noise of both customers and employees, smell of meat and fish filled the air, the environment was busy but welcoming. Well almost all of the atmosphere was welcoming, in a table at the end of the restaurant five people were seated in silence staring at each other awkwardly, many of the employees avoided the table until they gave a more relaxed and not so menacing aura. The calmest of the five was trying to come up with anything to break the tension but wasn't coming up with anything, as the news of her first love having a child with another was still buzzing in her mind, still making her blush uncontrollably. "okay, how the hell did this happen, " Sakura demanded, breaking the awkward silence, Yume frowned hearing the tone directed to her parents. Naruto laughed nervously rubbing his neck, "many things happened, me and Sasuke spent more time together and i guess it happened" Sakura glared not liking the answer Naruto gave. Yume looked at her dad and did not like this, her papa was always loud and bright. "why does it matter how it happened, its none of your business" Yume leaned on the table looking up at Sakura with distrust, " if you want to know dad got papa pregnant, papa gave birth to me when he was a girl. THE END" Yume said narrowing her eyes at Sakura. Sakura was frozen, she had never heard anyone but Sasuke speak to her like that, Yume huffed and crossed her arms leaning back on Sasuke who petted her head, proud. Naruto tried not to smile but his lips twitched up. "its not like you ever had a chance, ugly" she muttered. Hinata looked at Sakura with concern as she trembled, she didn't know how Sakura was going to react, would she cry? She knew the feeling right now, she loved Naruto but seeing Naruto with little Yume and the way he seemed more comfortable with Sasuke she knew she had to move on. It hurt her, deeply and pierced every hope and dream but Hinata wanted nothing but Nauto's happiness. Sakura slammed her fist into the table, nearly shattering it, Hinata moved back placing her hands on her chest as that surprised her. Sakura growled moving around the table her hands clenhed in tight fists, "don't you think i know that now?!" angry tears rolled down her cheeks as she continued to shout at the child, "Sasuke will never love me!" Sasuke took a deep breath as he didn't want to maim the idiotic girl, he didn't want Yume to see a dead body so early, he could sense Naruto was conflicted at the moment, " all my chances are gone because of you, you brat!" Smack. The restaurant was silent as the echoing of the slap stopped, Sasuke stood before Sakura, a hand print burning on her cheek. She was utterly shocked, the slap shocked her more than she expected it to. No face of sympathy was shown, not even on Naruto who just stared blankly at Sakura with no warmth, " Sakura i think its time for you to go", his serious exression something unexpected. Hinata looked around quietly trying to figure out how to feel, she looked at little Yume. Her eyes were guarded, holding onto Naruto, Hinata could not tell what she was thinking but she imagined her thoughts were not good. Sakura turned to Naruto hoping to find some comfort but found none, she bit her lower lip in desperation, 'dammit!' she screamed internally as she finally ran out of the restaurant. Hinata stood up halfway but was stopped by Nauto's hand, "it'll be okay" Naruto smiled at her, " Sakura needs to come to terms with this, it can't always go her way. Especially now since we have a kid, we can't spoil her anymore" Naruto said lifting his child up in an embrace, Yume snuggled up to Naruto. "i guess your right" Hinata sighed sitting back down, nodding at an employee who cautiously approached them. Time went on well, the four of them enjoyed a great dinner, catching up to what happened in all the years. Hinata informed them that she had given title of heir to Hanabi and returned to missions and duties of being a Hyuga, also what happened with everyone else in Konoha and which had kids. She listened to them intently as they told their journey, not noticing that throughout the afternoon and night she had consumed a lot of alcohol until she was drunk. "Sorry Hinata we have to go, Yume is asleep and needs a bed," Naruto bowed apologetically, placing some bills on the table to pay for dinner, all three of them getting up and heading out. Sasuke held Yume safetly in his arms. "Goodnight" Hinata bowed and bumbling around as she headed home, Naruto hoped she would get home safely. Naruto looked up at the sky and then Sasuke, sharing a smile with him, the moon was full. Like how it was when they conceived Yume. They recalled when it happened, they were in an inn when Naruto came bursting in the room naked in his girl form announcing he was pregnant to a disgruntle Uchiha. Naruto laughed, they were such idiots back then, not knowing that it was about to be the best decision they made. Naruto clung to Sasuke's arm, snuggling to the tall Uchiha as they walked to their home, "ne, Sasuke let's go see Tsunade-baachan tomorrow" Sasuke glanced at Naruto with a slight grimace, not just the thought of dealing with Tsunade but as nostalgia stuck in his mind. At the beginning, how they were scared to raise a child, anxious and angry, nine months and year of pure emotions both good and bad, yet that lead them to become even closer. "no" Sasuke said simply, "why the hell not?!" Sasuke pulled Naruto closer, carrying Yume with one arm, while wrapping the other around Naruto, he couldn't imagine how strong their bond had become. The love for each other and Yume also grew, she was the representation of the love they held. Sasuke sighed sleepily, " i don't want to deal with another loudmouth" Naruto puffed out his cheeks in annoyance, "fine!" he said but he held no anger or resentment, it was just how they interacted. They all came home exhausted from a tiring day, sleeping together in wondrous bliss, they only hoped the coming days would get better in Konoha.