Mar 24, 2024
If I had a nickel for every time Jason Statham played a loner who adopted a little girl named Mei, I’d have two nickels.
Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it’s happened twice.
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If I had a nickel for every time Jason Statham played a loner who adopted a little girl named Mei, I’d have two nickels.
Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it’s happened twice.
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Safe (2012)
Summary: Ex-cop and cage fighter Luke Wright (Jason Statham) takes revenge on the Russian mafia for the murder of his wife one year earlier, but must also protect mathematical prodigy Mei along the way.
Fine and reliably silly Statham vehicle with unexpected Sarandon. Good for post-work relaxation.
Rating: 2.25/5
Photo credit: IMDb
Can always count on a Jason Statham's character to perfectly convey how I feel about characters - in this instance Russians, Asian (Chinese?) & the police - of their treatment of other characters - an innocent yet genius 10-11 yo girl
i changed my mind, the latter half of this movie is fucking gold
10/10 would statham again
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this is.... a bad movie
mei is the best, jason is good for the action parts tho
everything else is garbage
wow that cg
theyre all dramatically moving thru the train. hey i think people might try and stop you if you try to kidnap a little girl in public? i know the cops are dirty, but if you make enough noise im sure someone might pay attention?
its ok tho, jason just like... teleported to the mob guys
hahahaha "You. The garbage collector." what a fucking delivery
aaaaaand after the shitiest one liner, jason shot a guy in public. for no real reason as far as hes concerned.
and he just stole their wallets and is throwing up.
he just walked outta there, with no repercussions.
wow casual racism, ok.
THEYRE MEETING THEYRE MEETING
finally, for a movie that tried to get all explainy things out the way, cant believe mei and jason are only just meeting 30 mins in
are you kidding, is he about to step in front of a train, my dude no.
mei has mad hide and seek skills omg
HE JUST JUMPED INTO A TRAIN
i love statham movies