Instead of fuck/marry/kill, itβs fuck/marry/make everything okay. Youβre gonna heal βem. Butβ¦ you canβt then fuck them. Got it? Okay.
Geography teacher Saejima (sad about Kiryu and amnesiac Majima)
Saejima in prison the first time (unsure about Majima and Sasai but got those rugged good looks)
Saejima in the shack (sad in the shack, butβ¦ the beard, Sae, the beardβ¦)
was sitting here like "oh easy answer" but then I thought abt it too much uhh
god this is so nefarious. it's like the hotter he is the less likely I am to fix him lmao
ok marry chinos saejima. he's only a little sad so he'll be fine. and hes fine. we could like. live on a boat and have a vegetable garden or some domestic bullshit like that
next choice depends on what making everything better entails. liiike if hes better is he still in the shack/prison but like. cool with it? making shackjima better would need to include making majima better otherwise saejima would still be sad π₯Ί
who am I kidding. fuck shackjima. then heal little pooky 18-count saejima. he shouldn't be locked up he should be in the clurb with his #homeboy
