#sadnola

MAC DEMARCO

JOHN GOODMAN

ARIEL PINK

MILK

that CO who got an inmate pregnant on OITNB

JOHNNY DEPP IN CRY BABY

A user on grindr with a handle titled "M"

Maybe a drug dealer for like 5 minutes

THIS bartender at some embarrassing bourbon street gay bar who calls me "baby"

Some dude on okcupid who has some hot tatts w/ stash but hasnt responded to my message :((((((((((((

Whoever designed this tattoo parlor flyer at a bywater vegan jawn that says LOOK GOOD NAKED

OMG srsly whoever writes me a check or into their estate or is able to supply me with income

or you know just anyone takes me shopping for some overpriced fashion mesh tee that something like #sadboy on it or whatever