dear diary,
the gcc list continues to grow immensely. I have tried many times to click the resign button but my hand has refused to let me. The struggle is real.
dear diary,
today I tried to get my magic pen's attention but i was ignored. It's temperament is driving me up the wall. I will ignore it for awhile, perhaps it will hear me breathing down its neck in the silence and acknowledge my overbearing presence.
dear diary,
its been 8 days and i am dreaming of a magic zapper that miraculously lets me do art everytime I blink. I have tried many times to dream it into existence but alas i have not been successful. I will try again tonight.
dear diary,
I am being haunted by an army of faceless people. They stare at me from the dashboard. I do not know what to do. Maybe its time to invest in a cardboard box. I can only assume it will enable me to camouflage into my surroundings. Perhaps I should consider leaving some cookies at the door.
dear diary,
i have come to the realization that a magical creature has repeatedly left me gifts. Its name is Anonymous. Perhaps I should ask for a return address. It also appears Bumbles are no longer unicorns, they are saucers that can't fly. This is truly a revelation. I will sleep well tonight.
dear diary,
Today I was showered with indescribable comments. It leaves me embarrassed, I think it is time I learnt to cue my legs to swiftly dance across the room into my bed and hide under the covers to prevent the stretching of the ends of my lips to be seen. This is tormenting.
dear diary,
Aywas Comments is a magical pony that poops out words on command. Unfortunately it is a wild spirit that I've yet to tame. I shall look into ways to capture it for the greater good of lin domination. Good night!
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DON'T JUDGE MEEEEEE. hahahahaa. hope u had fun reading~ I totally didn't just watch sad cat diary or make references to it at all. *nervous laughter* just having a lil bit of funnn <3
(no i have not tried many times to click the resign button <3 u guys too much, just a lil slow atm, catching up on commissions :Dc)
this has been sad lin diary with lin xDc
<3 <3 <3 HAVE A SPARKLY DAY~
