I’m procrastinating so I’m making sadarno headcanons instead of writing like I’m supposed to.
Sade thinks Arno is fuckin h e a v y because Sade has like no muscle but Arno can pick up his marquis no problem. Dude’s daily activity is carrying his full weight + all his gear across Paris with no breaks. Arno is 200% muscle. Sade has not and will never do a push-up.
The thing of apples next to the clock in Arno’s room belongs to Sade. He always has an apple on him. They’re his favorite fruit.
Arno doesn’t understand why Sade only ever really writes porn but god help you if you try to use his own writing against him. Arno is a supportive, if very confused (and slightly concerned), murder bf. Would probably throw hands with Armand.
Sade is in disbelief every time Arno tells him Assassin Things(TM). He is absolutely BAFFLED that half the shit Arno’s dealt with is real.
“Germain had a magic sword but Élise damaged it before she died and when I killed him I took the sword.”
“Excuse me?”
Arno is about 5’9 and Sade only comes close to his height when he’s in his heels. Arno abuses this power by resting his cheek on Sade’s hair a lot.
Sade has a Thing for Arno’s muscles and is incapable of keeping his hands to himself.
Arno refuses to admit he’s sick whenever he catches something so Sade has to be the one to force him to like, rest. On the other hand Sade acts like he’s dying whenever he gets sick and guilt trips Arno in to bringing him things because he’s a brat.
Arno never figures out how he fell in love with the marquis. Sade never figures out how he could possibly like Arno so much he doesn’t have much of an interest in anyone else. They don’t admit they actually, y’know, love each other until they’ve been acting like a married couple for like four years.
Might do more of these later, but that’s it for now.
