Hey Tumblr, 

How you been? Still accusing me of being involved in Princess Diana’s death? Ha ha! You little rascals (All will be revealed on The Crown Season 5, but I will have gone underground by then.) 

Here’s an exclusive photo of me and movie star Jake Gyllenhaal who you know from “Prisoners” and “John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch.” I am posting it here first because my phone wasn’t synced to the Tumblr app and so I wasn’t being a good and active member of the community the way I had hoped. I still have probably the best layout of any Tumblr page ever. Scroll through the “Archives” and remember all the good times we have had. 

I wish you all the most glorious of Tuesdays, 

@smilecapsules I didn’t know this blog! but one look at it and I totally get why you love it! Sarah’s blog is really pretty 😍

thank you!!! 💕💕💕

a nightmare on elm street: top 5 fav songs rn?

at the moment, i'm back on my 90s bullshit, so that'll influence some of this!

1. you gotta be - des'ree

2. only happy when it rains - garbage

3. stay - lisa loeb

4. blue monday - new order

5. the night we met - lord huron

scream: what’s ur favorite movie?

at this point, probably a close tie between the matrix (1999) and interstellar (2014)!

carrie: if u could have any superpower, what would u pick?

flight or teleportation, probably. this may or may not be influenced by the fact that i currently have a significant commute to work and i'm tired of it, lmao

sskfjkdjskh i actually love stranger things and know it very well but let’s go back in time and pretend i know nothing about it bc i am really happy you took the time to send me this ask

cute kids protecting a child who does weird stuff and loves eggo waffles and gets adopted by a grumpy police officer with a heart of gold who is in love with the crazy-but-actually-not-crazy mom who is the best.

doron, you are too kind TOO KIND AHSHSHJSGSH and the things you wrote on your tags, they inspired me to draw even more 🤧 but really, thank you THANK YOU SO MUCH ILY!!💕

me @ you:

thank you oh my god honestly the wound is still fresh and im still MAD ahhjdgds