#sacied

Dear Dad,

Hey! You’re in the room next to me and will never read this, buuuuut I don’t care.

You can be kinda an asshole sometimes, and you can be stubborn, and there are times when I’d love to punch you in the goddamn face. But I love you anyway, because you’re sweet, you try so hard, and you do so much for me.

You’ve always been the only one to really raise me; I grew up clinging to you. You worry when I’m not doing well, whenever I come out, you’re fine, I can actually talk to you...

All my friends know you as the cool dad, and I agree 100%.

But please, please lessen up on the dirty jokes. Seriously.

(I’m kidding; I make them too.)