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bad situations prompts

Huaisang stared at the fridge in horror. He had heard of dryers eating socks, but he had never heard of fridges eating keys. Okay, okay, maybe, just maybe Huasiang had dropped the key and perhaps he may have accidentally on purpose kicked it. But he never thought it would go under the fridge! Huaisang was aiming for the table! 

“I’ll never make the sports team,” he mumbled under his breath, but it was apparently loud enough for Da-ge to hear because Huaisang got an incredulous look, which was fair. Huaisang never planned to be on a sports team anyway. “Can you move the fridge?” 

Hopefully Da-ge could. Huaisang had pulled out a pair of handcuffs he was not about to explain to Da-ge why he owned them and had declared that Da-ge couldn’t handle being attached to Huaisang for an hour. And Da-ge, cruel man he was, laughed and said Huaisang couldn’t handle it, and that was just rude! Da-ge was supposed to be nice to Huaisang; it was in his job description as an older brother to be nice to Huaisang. But that whole whoopsie meant that they might be attached for longer than an hour.

“Da-ge, you need to unattach us before four pm,” he said, looking up at Da-ge with a pleading look. “I have places to be!”

surprise kiss starter

It was absolutely unfair how stunning Jiang Cheng got when he was angry. Who gave this man the right to be someone Huaisang’s hands itched to capture the likeness of? Huaisang was a landscape artist not a person artist. Jiang Cheng’s existence was making Huaisang want to go against his art preferences. Which was extremely rude!

“You have to take responsibility,” Huaisang said, cutting Jiang Cheng off and getting those beautiful eyes to narrow at him as offence flooded the other man’s features. He probably wanted to rant more about how Huaisang was a weirdo for drawing Jiang Cheng, but Huaisang had no need to listen to that anymore. “If you weren’t so alluring, I wouldn’t want to draw you. I wouldn’t want you.” 

With that said, Huaisang raised himself up to kiss Jiang Cheng. Not on the lips like he desperately wanted as he was positive the man would strangle and kill Huaisang where he stood if he did that. No, it was on one of those sculpted cheeks. It was still pleasing to kiss Jiang Cheng’s cheek, and Huaisang wanted to immediately do it again.

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"So that means your Jiujiu bought me both an xbox and my teeth!" Huaisang said, smirking when Jin Ling wrinkled his nose and spluttered a little. Seriously, it was too easy with him. "I'll make sure to thank him thoroughly the next time I see him."

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"I am sooo glad you recognize that, da-ge!" Huaisang said, smiling brightly. Well, aiming for a bright smile. He was a little too nervous for it too be perfect because why was Huaisang here? He could have been at home, but no Huaisang had to join da-ge in the woods and watch da-ge take down a yao.

"So, uh, why am I here?"

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"Jiang-xiong," Huaisang whined, stomping his foot. He knew he looked childish doing it, but he didn't care. "How can you be so cruel?!"

Huaisang let some tears slip from his eyes as he plopped down into a chair. "All I said that you're an attractive man, and now you attack me like this!"

starter

“Da-ge?” Huaisang asked, unable to help how his voice wavered for a moment. He would have thought his brother had continued joking, but he sounded too serious. In a moment of complete nerves, Huaisang lifted his fan to hide his face. He hated putting a barrier up between him and his Da-ge, but he didn’t like feeling as if his Da-ge was looking at him and finding him lacking. “What do you mean?”

He could barely be thankful that his voice didn’t crack.

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Huaisang scratched the back of his head, looking away from the gaze of Kexin. He knew he was never going to live down suggesting they take a path that they had been warned against going down to try and save time to get back home. Look, Huaisang heard what the people muttered about it, but he missed home terribly and didn’t want to spend another night on the road when home was right there. Of course, some scary creature had to come and try and eat them. It was only because of Kexin’s quick work that both of them were still standing there.

“This isn’t as bad as last time!” he protested, voice getting a bit of a whine to it. “I’m positive there’s nothing bad about this!”

starter from this

"Why would I want to leave my bed?" Huaisang said, putting all the pout he could into his voice. It was admittedly less than he would have if he was feeling well, but it was the effort that mattered. "Da-ge was so sweet to put his didi to bed!" He glanced slyly at his brother. "He's the best for agreeing to wait on me hand and foot!"