#sa concept

A very loose idea for an AU: Something Bad Happens when Shallan is a child, but she gets saved by Hoid, who because Reasons cannot simply do the Resonable Thing and leave her back with her family or drop her with someone he semi-trusts, thus he takes her along.

An idea for a cracky scenerio/AU where one of the Radiants is a target of the assassination attempt, but the assassin doesn’t know that their victim can heal from pretty much anything. So they fail to kill the Radiant several times over, always thinking they just have the worst luck. Finally the assassin grows bold/frustated enough that they try something obvious, maybe on a social gathering for added hiliarity factor, and the Radiant ends up Obviously Dead only for the supposed corpse to raise up several seconds later splattered with blood the instrument of attempted murder sticking from them in dramatic fashion and Exrtremly Pissed. Cue terrified shrill of the assassin and party guest.